'The first season of "Sharon Osbourne Show" has slumped from two million viewers to under one million last year and will be replaced by Dale Winton's "Supermarket Sweep" on British television channel ITV1.

This is the second talk show of Osbourne's to be axed — her U.S. version was cancelled in 2004 after two seasons.'


I'm going to turn into a 5 year old again for the moment and point towards Sharon Osbourne's general direction saying "Shame!"

I'm not. I'm just going to watch supermarket sweep! Yes!

Get that big inflatable bananna! Don't waste space with toilet rolls, there're not worth anything for the room the take up! No, your allowed up to 5 of each item you wanker, get another 4 CDs!

I'm pretty sure in a community like this it wouldn't be a completely radical statement for me to say that the only show I'd watch that starred Sharon Osbourne would be the late-night classic Sharon Osbourne Gets Brutally Raped And Nutted On.

Ohh, I downloaded the first season of that. Gripping viewing. Even got the pilot episode where she wanks off her dogs to get them going then gets down on all 4s for a good raping while ozzy throws buckets of water over her singing paranoid but getting the words wrong.

If I remember correctly, the final episode is a surprise attack from Bruce Dickinson. It was a good one, but I can't say I cared for the end where he pelted her bruised and battered body with cream eggs filled with the cum of the maiden BB members whilst wailing 'These colours don't run!'

Metalbrew Stu wrote:Ohh, I downloaded the first season of that. Gripping viewing. Even got the pilot episode where she wanks off her dogs to get them going then gets down on all 4s for a good raping while ozzy throws buckets of water other her singing paranoid but getting the words wrong.

Metalbrew Stu wrote:I'm not. I'm just going to watch supermarket sweep! Yes!

Get that big inflatable bananna! Don't waste space with toilet rolls, there're not worth anything for the room the take up! No, your allowed up to 5 of each item you wanker, get another 4 CDs!

Despite this being the campest show possibly ever aired, I used to find it fucking amazing as a kid, especialy when off school. I always dreamed of raiding a supermarket, but just stocking up on stuff in the multimedia section and booze sections, and just forgetting everything else. Makes sense.

If i pulled a sicky whilst i was at school and made it to supermarket sweep i wasn't going in.

yeah SS was definately the show to watch on "sick" days.

Metalbrew Stu wrote:If I remember correctly, the final episode is a surprise attack from Bruce Dickinson. It was a good one, but I can't say I cared for the end where he pelted her bruised and battered body with cream eggs filled with the cum of the maiden BB members whilst wailing 'These colours don't run!'

Hooray!

who gives a shit about Sharon ?

some crap being posted on here lately

nuke wrote:who gives a shit about Sharon ?

some crap being posted on here lately

Sorry luke, but I need to find some way of avoiding my work.

jonny_boy34 wrote:

nuke wrote:who gives a shit about Sharon ?

some crap being posted on here lately

Sorry luke, but I need to find some way of avoiding my work.

Have you tried avoiding work by going round to Sharon Osbourne's house with a squad of royal marines and getting them to repeatedly rape her stupid ugly daughter with their rifles whilst you sodomise Sharon with some electric hedge trimmers?

ribbons69 wrote:

jonny_boy34 wrote:

nuke wrote:who gives a shit about Sharon ?

some crap being posted on here lately

Sorry luke, but I need to find some way of avoiding my work.

Have you tried avoiding work by going round to Sharon Osbourne's house with a squad of royal marines and getting them to repeatedly rape her stupid ugly daughter with their rifles whilst you sodomise Sharon with some electric hedge trimmers?

I have