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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby Darkweasel on Sun May 04, 2008 11:39 pm

Craig wrote:My brother was at Anfield today, a friend's present for his 18th. I hate him. :evil:

Just console yourself with the knowledge that it was a pretty pointless game that we never looked like losing. No real excitement other than Torres scoring (equalling Van Horseface's record for goals scored by a foreigner in the premiership in his debut season in the process).
The most surprising things about today were seeing that Kuyt's little baby wasn't a hideous monstrosity and that the little Carraghers can run the length of the pitch faster than I probably could.
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby James on Mon May 05, 2008 1:04 am

Craig wrote:My brother was at Anfield today, a friend's present for his 18th. I hate him. :evil:


Oh yeah, forgot about that!
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby thrash metal maniac on Mon May 05, 2008 2:22 pm

Metal Iain wrote:Why is there that complete honey on Football Italiano now?


Because she's an Italian model :doh:

And the only good reason to EVER watch Italyawn football :lol:

I REST MY CASE!!!!

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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby Metal Iain on Mon May 05, 2008 4:05 pm

thrash metal maniac wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:Why is there that complete honey on Football Italiano now?


Because she's an Italian model :doh:

And the only good reason to EVER watch Italyawn football :lol:

I REST MY CASE!!!!

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A good point well made.

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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby thrash metal maniac on Mon May 05, 2008 11:39 pm

why thank you
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby Dian Wei on Mon May 05, 2008 11:42 pm

Too thin for me thanks.
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby thrashduck on Mon May 05, 2008 11:45 pm

Yeah, needs a bit more meat. I wouldn't say no though.
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby thrash metal maniac on Mon May 05, 2008 11:49 pm

don't be a fanny, some women are skinny... I couldn't imagine her being even 2st heavier, she'd look bad
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby Metal Iain on Mon May 05, 2008 11:51 pm

Aye, Harris is right. You other queers just like fat birds.

You fucking freaks!
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby Dian Wei on Mon May 05, 2008 11:53 pm

Her shoes are annoying as well.
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby thrash metal maniac on Mon May 05, 2008 11:54 pm

not if she's lying on your bed saying "fuck me"
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby Dian Wei on Mon May 05, 2008 11:56 pm

Do you know what, i am not even sure i would.
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby Metal Iain on Mon May 05, 2008 11:56 pm

Or if she's slipped the heal of one of them into your ring whilst you are gobbling her.
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby MartinC on Tue May 06, 2008 9:21 am

Metal Iain wrote:Or if she's slipped the heal of one of them into your ring whilst you are gobbling her.


I hate the fact that that made me laugh.
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Re: The Official Football Thread

Postby Metal Iain on Tue May 06, 2008 11:45 am

MartinC wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:Or if she's slipped the heal of one of them into your ring whilst you are gobbling her.


I hate the fact that that made me laugh.


You can't escape base humour.
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