The Office Thread

by **Metalbrew Stu** on Thu May 24, 2007 4:27 pm

One of the smartest people I know. Certainly the smartest you know.

by **jonny_boy34** on Thu May 24, 2007 5:43 pm

MartinC wrote:How can I hate women? My Mum's one.

And there's a lot of truth in that.

by **MartinC** on Thu May 24, 2007 5:45 pm

Which is why when I see filth like... I'm not offended because I'm in it, it's like water off a ducks back, but because it offends... women.

And I hate that.

by **jonny_boy34** on Thu May 24, 2007 5:46 pm

Women. Are. Dirty.

by **jonny_boy34** on Sat May 26, 2007 1:20 pm

"Terrible thing, testicular cancer. Cancer of them old testicles... What's that?"
"It's a bit of brie."
"What from down the shop?"
"Yeah."
"...Seeya later."

(Couldn't remember how it ended but I imagined thats probably what it was)

by **Metalbrew Stu** on Sat May 26, 2007 2:24 pm

MartinC wrote:And I hate that.

We've had meetings where we've both said that.

by **MartinC** on Sat May 26, 2007 2:25 pm

Yeah... but I've said it.

by **Metalbrew Stu** on Sat May 26, 2007 2:27 pm

Don't take it if you haven't got one. Slows it down.

by **MartinC** on Sat May 26, 2007 2:28 pm

Just trying to think of weird looking bald people...

by **jonny_boy34** on Sat May 26, 2007 3:08 pm

You're a twat Gareth. You're a twat and a knobend.

by **The Fourth Norseman** on Sat May 26, 2007 3:10 pm

I think hes jealous he's not getting the view youre getting.

by **jonny_boy34** on Sat May 26, 2007 3:14 pm

Wrong, I'm getting the arse. I'd only want to sit there if she was wearing a skirt. Then I could look up there... at it.

by **thrashduck** on Sat May 26, 2007 4:35 pm

"Like what?"
"Specifically?"
"Handjob?"
"...."
"Is there any milk?"

by **jonny_boy34** on Sat May 26, 2007 4:38 pm

I don't normally do sloppy seconds.

by **Metalbrew Stu** on Mon May 28, 2007 12:30 pm

Let me show you that sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me