Bah! Rubbish!

by **zykloned** on Thu May 03, 2007 12:03 am

I owe my University £600. They've blocked my card so everytime I swipe it won't let me through.

I've had to find new and exciting ways to get to my lectures (as we're not allowed in buildings if your card doesn't work)

I need suggestions on how to get into the building, metal gear solid style!!

by **thrashduck** on Thu May 03, 2007 12:24 am

You need a WAY to GO to LECTURES?!

by **zykloned** on Thu May 03, 2007 12:29 am

They won't let me in the bloody building until I give them the money!

by **Hostile** on Thu May 03, 2007 1:39 am

by **Dian Wei** on Thu May 03, 2007 1:48 am

Or just jump in when someone else scans perhaps?

by **thrashduck** on Thu May 03, 2007 2:23 am

May need to shave your head for this.

by **jonny_boy34** on Thu May 03, 2007 2:29 am

Hostile wrote:

Following on from this suggestion, if you then hide inside a van (inside your cardboard box of course), I imagine they'll accidentally drive you to a room inside your uni. Or, pop yourself onto a conveyor belt (still inside the box) and you'll end up in one of the rooms, and if you're lucky, it'll be the one with the digital camera.

Or just use a smoke grenade perhaps. Or throw a snake at the security guard and then eat it and say "I want some more!"

by **ThrashMetalLuci** on Thu May 03, 2007 8:29 am

distract the guard and jump the barrier.

or break in through a window that is ajar, you may need a ladder.

and I thought an £80 college library fee was bad :doh:

Have you tried talking to them and saying you'll pay it off later or something?

by **zykloned** on Thu May 03, 2007 8:59 am

Ha ha ha!!

...ha ha ha!

Ahh, If only I could do these things :doh:

I've tried talking to them. It's not my fault either. Enrolement put me in as a first year, when in reality I'm coming to the end of my 2nd. This has affected my student loan, and I don't have it yet.

So, while this is as a result of their mistake, I'm being F'd in the A!

They won't even let me check my exam timetable!!!

Fucking ridiculous!!

Now...wheres Cardboard box A....