thrash metal maniac wrote:what is actually wrong with you Iain? I didn't even say I loved those bands.. read.. the word 'like' and the fact I singled those 3 bands out is, unlike you, i don't really have a point to prove and those bands are bands that i dont really like, so why bother pretending to like them?

You still love throbbing cocks though.

thrash metal maniac wrote:Black Sabbath are a great band and judging by your 'experince' of listening to them, you, sir, are a complete n00b!!!! MasterS of reality ffs

See, this is why I can't take you seriously. People that use words like 'noob' and actually go out of their way to spell it with numbers strike me as fucking retards. Masters of Reality is terrible

thrash metal maniac wrote:And this bit is actually priceless!!!!

Metal Iain wrote:Denise Richards, Donna D'Errico, Heather Locklear, Pamela Anderson, Tawny Kitaen...

You would cut your legs off to have sex on tap in a relationship with any of those women, let alone a combination. If you had been in a 'Hair' band, all you'd have to have done is 'just go and put on your platforms, glittery PVC catsuit, lipstick, eyeliner....

Oh yeah, back in the day.. before we were even 4 years old...

also, don't you think it's just a tad sad and deluded to think that those chicks boned the hair metal guys for their looks alone?? these guys were multi millionaires with vast quantities of drugs and booze.. think again sonny!!!

Did I say those chicks were banging 'Hair' bands because of their looks? Sure, the money was probably the determining factor. I still don't see what's 'poncey' about that. At least you know where you stand with gold-diggers.

thrash metal maniac wrote:

Mind you, seeing as the vast majority of 'Hair' bands are more technically proficient than the majority of Thrash bands, I think you'd probably suffer when it comes to playing '3 chord rock'.

I tell you, if it were a choice between looking stupid (as if the denim and leather thing looks good) and playing in a band that covered the Postman Pat theme, badly, I know which I'd choose...

Get your hair cut, or at least get it feathered and highlighted.

oh yeah, sorry Iain, i ONLY play thrash on my guitar.. i'm not a musician interested in every form of music.. of course not (you're an idiot!!!)

You're a crap guitarist. I've heard you, you can't play and I refuse to believe you can do anything other than:

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thrash metal maniac wrote:[I don't think you really get it do you? the Postman Pat theme is a JOKE (ever heard of one of them?), and we recorded it in one take whilst pissed up in the studio, hence it sounding absolutely shit!!! and yeah, we don't give a shit! maybe if you took the time to get to know people you might even know where they're coming from. eh?

Are you one of these people that like the Office? If so, that would explain why you think recording the Postman Pat theme could be funny. The funny thing is, it's probably Rager's best song.

I'M A RAGING RAGER!

I know too many people, hence my scepticism about social interaction generally. I much prefer trying to annoy people on the internet.

thrash metal maniac wrote:Why should I get my hair cut? It's not like it lessens my chances of getting 'birds'... and hot ones at that!!! And feathering and layering is SO gay, I'm actually shocked that you even suggested it!!!

Yes it does you fool!

I've yet to meet a bird I really want to knob who thinks long hair looks good on a man, outwith Lord of the Rings. And, as for your last remark, here's a useful link.

You should still get your hair cut though.

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:Iains from Scotland, he's probably pissed.

Your powers of observation deceive you this time Lev. I don't drink during the day. The quantity of my drunken spiels will, or already has, decrease because I don't have internet in my new flat and drinking in the library is something I've yet to try.

I do love this place though.

Be a stereotype, damn it.

Well, I am, by all accounts, a foul-mouthed drunk who shuns both conversation and daylight. I don't really want to branch out into regular day drinking, especially seeing as I'm four months away from getting my degree. Once that's out the way though it'll be sitting on a bench in the park, can of K Cider in hand whilst feeding the ducks.

Bliss.

Let's here some of your songs then Iain?

....

And let's see all these hot girls who suddenly want a piece of you now you've got short hair?

No, wait...

thrash metal maniac wrote:Let's here some of your songs then Iain?

....

At the time of writing, I have a spoken word album in the works. It's going to be a self-righteous tirade against pretty much everything. Atlantic have me down on a seven album contract with three singles penned for release from the debut album, Iain.

I did the shoot for the album cover yesterday. It's me posing like a boxer but wearing my grizzly bear slippers, Marigolds and Y Fronts instead of more traditional bosing attire.

I might have my agent send you a copy if he has time.

thrash metal maniac wrote:And let's see all these hot girls who suddenly want a piece of you now you've got short hair?

No, wait...

I've pulled, like, three times since I got my hair cut and I barely go out! Plus, PLUS! They weren't fat swamp-donkeys like what people like you pull. I even got a thumbs-up from a hot bitch in my Russian Revolution class.

RESULT!

haha, fair enough.. 3 pulls isnt so bad for a recluse

"fat swamp-donkeys like what people like you pull"

I wish i had 2 fat swamp donkeys, fighting over me, it would be super sweet

I never pull, and I've got lovely hair. I'm also rude to women.

MartinC wrote:I'm also rude to women.

This, this, is a major problem for me. I think my personality clashes with the old adage of 'always be yourself' when it comes to women. In arguably the best situation for meeting birds, i.e. being introduced to them via friends in pubs, I've usually had seven or eights pints of Guinness so I make absolutely no effort to curb my humour in front of them.

I'm slowly but surely learning that girls don't like to be informed about 'pink socks' and that time I shat myself.

I just don't like girls as people, I think they're stupid.

MartinC wrote:I just don't like girls as people, I think they're stupid.

Girls probably also think this of the Male species. They also however know the value and merits of the cock.

It's not to say I don't value boobs and fanny, it's just when they open their mouth that I switch off.

MartinC wrote:It's not to say I don't value boobs and fanny, it's just when they open their mouth that I switch off.

Unless your cock is in it.

Shugmaster wrote:

MartinC wrote:It's not to say I don't value boobs and fanny, it's just when they open their mouth that I switch off.

Unless your cock is in it.

Precisely.

Shugmaster wrote:

MartinC wrote:It's not to say I don't value boobs and fanny, it's just when they open their mouth that I switch off.

Unless your cock is in it.

You popped the question to your bird yet, Shug?