The McCanns... oh dear

by **MartinC** on Thu Jan 10, 2008 5:48 am

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,,2237213,00.html

I hope this is a lie.

by **thrashduck** on Thu Jan 10, 2008 5:52 am

'Fraid not.

Although the McCanns have denied it's gonna be a "big hollywood blockbuster" and would be more like a "real life documentary".

Just like they denied murdering her.

by **MartinC** on Thu Jan 10, 2008 6:01 am

£12 million to help find her? What a load of bollocks, that'll go straight in their back pocket. I can't believe someone would so blatantly cash in on a tragedy - especially the actual parents.

by **Immortalicide** on Thu Jan 10, 2008 8:52 am

What about a name??
My suggestions are:

Carry on looking
Carry on digging
Carry on lying

what lies beneath (the mediteranean)
when maddie met robbie
the great escape 2
terminator 4 : murats day
paedos of the mediteranean : the dead girls chest

by **Nickligature** on Thu Jan 10, 2008 1:35 pm

dreadfull

by **Metal Iain** on Thu Jan 10, 2008 1:44 pm

That is fucking ridiculous!

A) Why haven't they looked properly in Rabat?

B) Don't people realise she isn't the only kid to go missing on the Portuguese-Moroccan white-slave trade?

They just need to accept that their little princess is getting buggered daily by a sweaty Moroccan businessman.

by **jonny_boy34** on Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:15 pm

I saw this on the front of the newspaper a couple of days ago. I couldn't believe my eyes. I found it hilarious, but also very very disgraceful. It's going to be worse than Transformers and Tom Cruise will probably be in it.

by **Immortalicide** on Thu Jan 10, 2008 2:38 pm

jonny_boy34 wrote: It's going to be worse than Transformers

apparently the star of the film turns into fishfood!! :eyes:

by **MartinC** on Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:32 pm

Rob Schneider was an average guy, before he became...

MADELEINE MCCANN!

Now, Rob Schneider is finding out that being kidnapped... isn't so easy!

by **Seregon-James** on Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:39 pm

Rated PG 13

by **H.O.D. Feemo** on Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:41 pm

This is bad because most films have some form of an ending.

by **keith_amok** on Thu Jan 10, 2008 3:59 pm

jeez, thats rank rotten that is. fuckin doss cunts

by **MartinC** on Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:08 pm

Who would play Kate McCann?

It'd have to be Michelle Pfeifer.

by **BEER CAN** on Thu Jan 10, 2008 4:40 pm

this is so fuckin insane, wat next? McCann dolls?....hmm.....

by **FaceTheSlayer** on Thu Jan 10, 2008 5:00 pm

That is fucked up.

They want to make a moving about their kid being snatched? Fucking cunts. It's their fucking fault she was taken in the first place.

Plus, how will they make it a feature length film? You'll have them going on holiday and then her getting grabbed and then that'll be the end. There's hardly 2 and a half hours of material there.