Especially when you use your half-term holiday to get absolutely fucked and have a lovely week of pissedness. From thursday to saturday some friends and I started drinking by 1pm at the latest.

Highlights:
My mate lighting a shot of sambuca in his mouth (it's a trick I learnt from my bro) not realising it was lit, THEN realising big time and spitting it all over a group of women.

'Singing' karoke ie just screaming down a microphone and taking off my clothes. I was asked to leave shortly afterwards.

Having 5 bottles of Jager arrive at the door courtesy of Asda and my good friend Matt (hail Matt)

Going to the pub on Tuesday (before the bender began) as a warm up effort, being absolutely shitfaced by 8pm and shouting out the answers to all the quiz questions. All the answers happened to be 'cunt'. I was asked to leave shortly afterwards.

And my friend Gary shagged two women in three days. I pulled one woman a 30 year old mum. I have been told she was not a milf. I can't remember what she looked like.

I feel really shitty now but it was worth it. I don't think I'm going to be able to sleep for feeling so fucked up.

You know it's been a good weekend when you can't remember if someone punched you round the face...

I've been on 'reading week' for the last week, and I have done NOTHING constructive at all. I feel so useless and unhealthy. About half way through I just decided I would resign to the fact that it would be a week of slobbery and excess.

Now I really, really have stuff to do! But maybe it will be worth it, and I will feel re-charged and ready to get back to work?

We shall see.

but the question is!!

are you a virgin!

now the 'life blows' thread is going to migrate here too with their sorrows. Faraz what have you done!

me and caps had a fucking geniusly pissed weekend in hull.

i really feel to dead to type anymore about it... it was fucking good. shame i didn't start on tuesday as well. Friday and Saturday was more than enough for me... i feel like a pure shit.


well done Spiders in Hull. you are a great club (if not a bit fucking emo), but cheap as marvelous. so well done again.

Shit, I'm still a virgin! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

But really, that sounds wonderful Caps. I would've joined you in Hull this weekend, but I had lots of work to do, and the new Saxon album to download (which is FUCKING mighty!!!!). I wish I was there to see some of your wonderful antics though! Jamie has just told me some wonderful things. Wonderful indeed.

And life generally does rule, especially when heavy metal is involved. Even if you haven't had sex yet.

I was just about to come on this thread and talk about how great everything is


...then you all brought up being virgins again.


Good day everyone. I'm leaving.


Forever.

The plan worked! HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAA!!!

Was a great weekend. The only let down was getting there too late on friday and the drive home on Sunday (all Jamie's fault). It was basically nonstop drinking and laughing. A sign you are with true friends when 50% of the time you're laughing at or with them and the other 50% you're taking the piss out of them in some way.

Also the discovery of the word pan was good. Pan time good.

I threw a sickie yesterday and went paintballing, which was brill. Spent about £45 though, but it was worth it!