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Postby STD_Caps on Wed Feb 21, 2007 9:45 pm

I am thinking of writing an Anal Cunt styled-titled song inspired by Metal Iain called 'You Listen to KISS'.

I've written a song about Anal Cunt. It is called 'Seth Putnam Instils in Me the Sado-homoerotic Desire to Nasally Rape Him Until the Point Where I Experience the Combined Release of Shitting in His Mouth and Ejaculating up his Nose, Which Leads Him to Die, Asphyxiated by Cum and Faeces.' Now that is a song title!

Immortalicide, I would be quite keen to hear your tale.
"And what about the churches and all their wealth
There's an unseen fortune under their belts
Are golden temples a symbol of God's way
This horde of wealth is a sickening display"
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Postby STD_Caps on Wed Feb 21, 2007 9:48 pm

Also, those Cumchrist titles are genius. They really made me chuckle. I spell God C.U.N.T! Brilliant
"And what about the churches and all their wealth
There's an unseen fortune under their belts
Are golden temples a symbol of God's way
This horde of wealth is a sickening display"
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Postby Immortalicide on Thu Feb 22, 2007 7:19 pm

STD_Caps wrote:

Immortalicide, I would be quite keen to hear your tale.


Ok, well anal cunt played the victoria inn in derby a few years back, and i went with my camcorder to tape the show. When the band eventually decided to play, after they had filled the stage with stuff they'd walked in with from the streets nearby (wheelie bins, bricks, shop hoardings!!!) seth was his usual twat self. He even declaired at the outset "if anyone wants to fight us , come on!!", to which my mate ( a biker from wolverhampton) laughed and said if he'd said that in wolves he'd get fuckin pounded!! Anyway, to cut a very long story short, at one point seth noticed me taping the show and came stomping over towards me ( i was at the side, positioned on one knee to keep the cam steady). I thought he was gonna knock it out my hand, so as he approached i stood up, and at 6'3 i was about a foot bigger than him, and i just glowered at him. Thats when he decided to quickly flash his tummy at me and retreat!!! :lol: Good job cuz if he'd have touched me or the camera, i'd probably have removed half of his teeth!!! The wanker then proceeded to single out a girl of about 16-17 who he constantly picked on, and when she gave him a gobful back, he wrapped the mike lead round her neck and actually punched her 3 times in the head!!! :shock: BIG MAN EH!!!!

Dan at earache was disgusted with the bands behaviour for all three gigs they did over here, and even had to bail them out after a breach of the peace in nottingham!! Earache parted company with anal cunt soon after!!
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Postby Hostile on Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:48 pm

I recently got into Cumbeast. They have songs with names like Raping Santa, Strangled With A Dreadlock and Pre Burial Pope Molestation.
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Postby STD_Caps on Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:49 pm

I heard about that attack on the girl in a magaine years ago! I was going to ask you if you knew anything about it!

What a worthless piece of shit...
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There's an unseen fortune under their belts
Are golden temples a symbol of God's way
This horde of wealth is a sickening display"
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Postby terrorizer on Fri Feb 23, 2007 12:39 am

Metalbrew Stu wrote:Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck


Wasn't this originally called something like "Connor Clapton committed suicide because his Dad sucks"? They had to change it for legal reasons...
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Postby Immortalicide on Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:23 pm

traversing the endless cavern of the gongadonk
the ballard of someone we dont like
pissed again
fuck off pigs

all TAKE THE TORTURE titles!!!! Fuck yeah!!! :rockdevil:
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Postby Immortalicide on Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:29 pm

terrorizer wrote:
Metalbrew Stu wrote:Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck


Wasn't this originally called something like "Connor Clapton committed suicide because his Dad sucks"? They had to change it for legal reasons...


Probably hahah

i remeber about 2 years ago, seth put an auction on ebay for n anal cunt ep. The price was $1000 and the winner had the opportunity to write the titles and lyrics for the ep, the band would then put it to "music" and record just 10 copies of it!!!! No-one bid :lol:
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Postby Immortalicide on Fri Feb 23, 2007 2:53 pm

More anal cunt song titles

Breastfeeding Jim J Bullocks toenail collection
living colour is my favourite black metal band
the guy who shot his kid up with AIDS is awesome
Dont call japanese hardcore japcore!
you look divorced
you look adopted
i noticed that you're gay
you got date raped
you're old (fuck you)
no, we don't want to do a split 7" with your stupid fucking band

Cuntsaw titles (another seth putnam band)

Licking George Wndts anus hair
Chasing Scott Ian down the street with a gas oven
Shoving a refrigerator up the virgin marys cunt
Snorting Adolf Hiltlers semen on a friday night

Impaled Moonforest titles (seths black metal band)

GRIM AND FROSTBITTEN MOONGOATS OF THE NORTH
FORLONED INVOCATIONS OF BLASPHEMOUS CONGREGATIONS OFLUSTING GOAT SODOMIZING SATHANIS
GAZING AT THE BLASPHEMOUS MOON WHILE PERCHED ATOP A VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY FORSAKEN CREST OF THE NORTHERN MOUNTIAN
BLOODLUSTFULLY PRAISING SATANS UNHOLY ALMIGHTYNESS IN THE WOODS AT MIDNIGHT
NOCTURNAL CAULDRONS AFLAME AMIDST THE NORTHERN HELLWITCH'S PERPRTUAL BLASPHEMY
TRANSFIXING THE FORBIDDEN BLASPHEMOUS INCANTATION OF THE CONJERING WINTERGOAT
MASTURBATING ON THE UNHOLY INVERTED TRACKS OF THE GRIM & FROSTBITTEN NECROBOBSLEDDERS
AWAITING THE BLASPHEMOUS ABOMINATION OF THE NECROYETI WHILE SAILING ON THE NORTHERNMOST FJORD OF XZFGIIIZMTSATH
LUSTFULLY WORSHIPPING THE INVERTED MOONGOAT WHILE SKIING DOWN THE INVERTED NECROMOUNTAIN OF NECRODEATHMORTUM
AWAITING THE FROZEN BLASPHEMY OF THE NECROYETI'S LUSTING NECROBATION UPON THE ALTAR OF VOXRFSZZZISNZF
SUMMONING THE UNHOLY FROZEN WINTERDEMONS TO THE GRIMMEST AND MOST FROSTBITTEN INVERTED FOREST OF ABAZAGORATH ENTRANCED BY THE NORTHERN IMPALED NECROWIZARD'S BLASPHEMOUS INCANTATION AMIDST THE AGONIZING ABOMINATION OF THE LUSTING NECROCORPSE
GRIM AND FROSTBITTEN GAY BAR

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Postby thrash metal maniac on Fri Feb 23, 2007 3:04 pm

BLOODLUSTFULLY PRAISING SATANS UNHOLY ALMIGHTYNESS IN THE WOODS AT MIDNIGHT
LUSTFULLY WORSHIPPING THE INVERTED MOONGOAT WHILE SKIING DOWN THE INVERTED NECROMOUNTAIN OF NECRODEATHMORTUM


:lol: great titles!!!!
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Postby terrorizer on Wed Feb 28, 2007 7:06 pm

Lividity - Snack Size Tits
Stump - The Art Of Farting
Cock & Ball Torture - Where Girls Lean To Piss On Command
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Postby ribbons69 on Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:16 pm

Here's a few from my goregrind collection;
Bowels Out "Donkey punched to death"
"Fuck.I'm fat"
Gutted "She's dead for six months...but I love her"
Lividity "the urge to splurge"
Morbid Savouring "Extreme rectal wank"
"Thorn wishes aegis,rapturous beasts below"
"Aegis arising,the colours of space"






we fall to rise
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Postby GoreBastard on Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:13 am

Tits Covered in Dickhole Sores - I think the band are called something like "SikFuck".
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oooh crikey it's....

Postby oxfordrocks on Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:59 pm

....Lawnmower Deth "classics"
Got No Legs? Don't Come Crawling To Me
F.A.T. (Fascist & Tubby)
Sharp Fucka Blades Of Hades
Cob Woman Of Deth Meets Mr Smelly Mop
Lancer With Your Zancer 6. Can I Cultivate Your Groinal Garden
Sumo Rabbit & His Inescapable Trap Of Doom
A Is For Asswipe
Illinois Enema Bandit
Frash For Cash (FAVOURITE SONG EVER)
Drunk In Charge Of An Ugly Face
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Re: oooh crikey it's....

Postby GoreBastard on Sat Mar 10, 2007 10:04 pm

oxfordrocks wrote:....Lawnmower Deth "classics"
Got No Legs? Don't Come Crawling To Me
F.A.T. (Fascist & Tubby)
Sharp Fucka Blades Of Hades
Cob Woman Of Deth Meets Mr Smelly Mop
Lancer With Your Zancer 6. Can I Cultivate Your Groinal Garden
Sumo Rabbit & His Inescapable Trap Of Doom
A Is For Asswipe
Illinois Enema Bandit
Frash For Cash (FAVOURITE SONG EVER)
Drunk In Charge Of An Ugly Face


Hahaha, Lawnmower Deth rule!
I always loved "Weebles Wobble".
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