Cats vs. Dogs

by **Metalbrew Stu** on Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:17 pm

I hate small dogs more than I hate cats.

by **Dethhead** on Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:40 pm

I didnt mean it will bark but it could just scratch the shit outta ya or something with being raised wrongly.

Dogs are superior

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by **boovidge** on Tue Dec 11, 2007 2:53 pm

Dethhead wrote:/end topic.

OK cats win 8-4

by **Plodman** on Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:18 pm

http://www.ukcats.co.uk

by **Dethhead** on Tue Dec 11, 2007 3:56 pm

I'll end this topic when dogs finally take over!

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by **Bangover** on Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:40 pm

dogs you spazzeszrozis

by **Cernunnos** on Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:04 pm

I agree, dogs are better. I've got an English Bull Terrier and despite being completely thick he's one of the friendliest dogs I've ever met ('cept with other dogs for some reason)

by **Bangover** on Tue Dec 11, 2007 7:41 pm

i has a dog. he be borderlie colie. he is better than my cat. my cats a dick.

by **Immortalicide** on Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:06 pm

I grew up on a farm and we had 2 dogs and 12 cats. Cats are useful in that they used to catch rats n stuff and earn their keep, whereas the dogs didnt. One of them was a springer spaniel and he was a dipshit. He used to try and make me feel guilty when i was eating, but it never worked. He was a fat bastard anyhow. I suppose then i really should choose cats, but i'm not going too. I have chosen dogs, purely because they provided more enjoyment by being so dumb and stupid, such as when i used to play football with them (not using the dog as the ball you understand), or when i used to walk for ages across the fields with them. Cats were just boring!!

Also, i have seen a singing dog live onstage at a gig, something that a cat would never be able to do!! The dog in question was Boot the dog, dumpy dunnells dog (dumpys rusty nuts), who usd to go onstage wearing a tut and bikers helmet just like dumpy, and who would put his head back and howl when dumpy would hit certain notes during a solo!! That alone deserves a win!!!

by **boovidge** on Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:18 pm

tractor boy

by **thrashduck** on Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:19 pm

People with eyebrows on their cheeks, horses running through council estates...

by **Darkness** on Tue Dec 11, 2007 8:36 pm

Dogs just run around shitting everywhere and you have to pick it up, cats go and bury it in your neighbour's garden, wins it for me. Oh yeah, I have 2 cats.

by **Povey** on Tue Dec 11, 2007 10:55 pm

lolcat.com says it all really

I adore my cats. They all have there unique personallites and worship me,plus when its cold in the winter they keep me warm.

by **Metal Iain** on Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:27 pm

Povey wrote:lolcat.com says it all really

I adore my cats. They all have there unique personallites and worship me,plus when its cold in the winter they keep me warm.

Aye, then you spend three months getting all the hair off them. Still, they're wee belters.

by **James** on Tue Dec 11, 2007 11:38 pm

Immortalicide wrote:Also, i have seen a singing dog live onstage at a gig, something that a cat would never be able to do!! The dog in question was Boot the dog, dumpy dunnells dog (dumpys rusty nuts), who usd to go onstage wearing a tut and bikers helmet just like dumpy, and who would put his head back and howl when dumpy would hit certain notes during a solo!! That alone deserves a win!!!

What a great demonstration of feline superiority! A cat would never lower itself to such brutish canine indignity. Cats are subtle, complex beings with self-respect.