http://jo-jo.net/ariane/dateariane/default.htm
You're on a date with this girl called Ariane.
Your mission? To hump the arse off her.
So chat her up, ply her with drinks, take her clubbing or whatever and see where it leads you.
It does take patience though. Remember, she's a bird and just like the real thing, she'll suddenly get the hump or get bored for no reason and tell you to bugger off more often than offer you a fiddle.
A Very Naughty Game Indeed (Not Work Safe)
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A Very Naughty Game Indeed (Not Work Safe)
by Darkweasel on Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:53 pm
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by Herzeleid on Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:17 am
If getting sex was ACTUALLY this hard i'd just cut my damn penis off. There should be an option to scream at her, piss in her drink and run away giggling.
Stevedot2 wrote:Stop complaining you black cunt.
http://www.myspace.com/superking - Don't look at meeee!
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by Herzeleid on Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:28 am
Haha, I just clicked "touch her breasts" and got
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Stevedot2 wrote:Stop complaining you black cunt.
http://www.myspace.com/superking - Don't look at meeee!
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by boovidge on Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:30 am
MartinC wrote:This sums up UK Thrash perfectly. I actually do this, in real life.
Metal Iain wrote:This board has nothing to do with the 'scene'. It's more just about 10 or so pricks who used to like Thrash that, for one reason or another, waste a lot of time posting on here.
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by Darkweasel on Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:31 am
I've got a couple of walk-throughs if anyone gets really frustrated.
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by boovidge on Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:34 am
how do you get it to stop saying 'forbidden access to the server'
Metal Iain wrote:This board has nothing to do with the 'scene'. It's more just about 10 or so pricks who used to like Thrash that, for one reason or another, waste a lot of time posting on here.
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by Herzeleid on Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:40 am
boovidge wrote:how do you get it to stop saying 'forbidden access to the server'
I think the game is calling us unattractive
Stevedot2 wrote:Stop complaining you black cunt.
http://www.myspace.com/superking - Don't look at meeee!
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by Darkweasel on Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:43 am
boovidge wrote:how do you get it to stop saying 'forbidden access to the server'
Bloody thing's buggered up hasn't it! It's been fine all day (nicked it off another forum where they've been playing it) and now it's decided to play up. Typical.
I'll see if anyone can fix the link.
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by boovidge on Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:44 am
Herzeleid wrote:boovidge wrote:how do you get it to stop saying 'forbidden access to the server'
I think the game is calling us unattractive
dammit, i get enough of that from real life girls, let alone geeky cyber dates
Metal Iain wrote:This board has nothing to do with the 'scene'. It's more just about 10 or so pricks who used to like Thrash that, for one reason or another, waste a lot of time posting on here.
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by Darkweasel on Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:53 am
Nobody's on at the moment so in lieu of the game, I'll leave you with some screenshots.
There were some dirtier ones but I'd probably get thrown off the forum!
There were some dirtier ones but I'd probably get thrown off the forum!
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by boovidge on Thu Jun 21, 2007 12:57 am
post the dirty ones!! 
people have posted images of cocrophilia on here and it hasnt even been taken down
people have posted images of cocrophilia on here and it hasnt even been taken down Metal Iain wrote:This board has nothing to do with the 'scene'. It's more just about 10 or so pricks who used to like Thrash that, for one reason or another, waste a lot of time posting on here.
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