Oh, yay!

Grand Prize: $40 in merchandise from the Lich King store (http://www.cafepress.com/lichking)

I'm gonna keep the original text from when it was an official T.U. contest, because it's funny:

Thrash Unlimited is throwing its first contest. Now, it wouldn't be a thrash event without the best thrash metal band in the universe at the helm, so Lich King graciously stepped up with the BEST METAL SONG EVER WRITTEN OR PERFORMED. The song is "Mascot War," a song about metal mascots against cereal mascots in a brutal fight to the death. There are 29 mascots mentioned in the song. You have to name as many mascots as you can and the cereal / band they're associated with. Big bonus points if you can tell us how the character died. The trick is that the lyrics aren't easy to make out.

The rankings will be based on a points system.

Name of mascot: 1 points
Band / cereal mascot is from: 2 points
How mascot died: 3 points

EDIT: In light of you UK-types not having cereal mascots. we'll forego the cereal mascots and brand part for anyone that can be shown to live outside the US.

Visit http://www.myspace.com/lichkingband and when you're done scraping your head off the walls from the sheer furious power of the music, message Lich King (or write to LichKingMetal at Gmail dot com) with your best guess. Then win some shit and be the envy of the entire land.

didnt get a single one!!!! Am i at a disadvantage being english cuz we probably dont have many of those cereal mascots over here, i mean, back in 85 when i first got the SOD lp, i didnt even know what cheerios were

*edit* ironic i mantioned SOD cuz i got one now

If you are not American you stand no chance. I demand to win on the grounds that this is a racist competition!

I demand to win because i have a massive knob.

Obvious joke, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!

Dian Wei wrote:Obvious joke, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!

Y'know, I didn't even consider the fact that you poor UK people don't get to enjoy delicious sugary cereal treats. You're stuck with your gruel that's ladled out from a giant cauldron, like in Oliver Twist, right?

Sorry, didn't mean to make this one unfairly angled towards the master race. I mean, that's just unfair to all you mongrels. Maybe try anyway and I'll offer a handicap to the UK-based people. I'll worry about just what kind of handicap later... I just woke up.

The handicap can be i just win, that sounds about fair.

I lick windows, can that be my handicap?

boovidge wrote:

Lich King wrote:the master race

What is even worse is the child on the right is only 6 months old.

That kid's what we call "muscular" here in the states.