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Re: THE great toilet argument

Postby Metal Iain on Wed Mar 25, 2009 1:01 pm

Herzeleid wrote:...There isn't meant to be any blood.


Yeah, but if there's more than usual I'll get worried.
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Re: THE great toilet argument

Postby Stevedot2 on Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:32 am

Creeping Dan wrote:We've had a section of this before but here it is again in more depth.

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B. Sit. Scrunch.

Im right.


Lean forward (look at poo), fold.
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Re: THE great toilet argument

Postby Stevedot2 on Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:33 am

meluaz wrote:who the fuck looks at the toilet paper while its still in the hand? u look once u thrown it into the water


Own question answered.
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Re: THE great toilet argument

Postby Lev on Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:14 am

Wait....people stand up to wipe?...
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Re: THE great toilet argument

Postby James on Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:25 am

I know! Dark and terrible things happen in the toilets of this world...horrid, unthinkable things... and not all of them involve Metal Iain...
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Re: THE great toilet argument

Postby meluaz on Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:32 am

i dont think i remmeber this right but i think you can eat yer shit 3 times before u drained all the nutrition out of it
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Re: THE great toilet argument

Postby James on Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:33 am

Fuck, so all this time the world's food bill could have been slashed by two thirds?! Zurab you saviour! Supper time...
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Re: THE great toilet argument

Postby Lev on Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:36 am

Ha, the coon.
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Re: THE great toilet argument

Postby thrashduck on Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:46 am

meluaz wrote:i dont think i remmeber this right but i think you can eat yer shit 3 times before u drained all the nutrition out of it


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Re: THE great toilet argument

Postby zykloned on Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:38 am

..I think we've just discovered how scat porn first came about..
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Re: THE great toilet argument

Postby GoreBastard on Fri Mar 27, 2009 5:00 am

Ahh this is an easy one, I just do it wherever I am, then buy new adult nappies when I run out.
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Re: THE great toilet argument

Postby MartinC on Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:43 pm

If you stand up, your arse cheeks clench together and you can't wipe them properly. Idiots. And stop scrunching toilet paper - fold it. For fucks...
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Re: THE great toilet argument

Postby thrash metal maniac on Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:44 pm

martin knows how to wipe
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Re: THE great toilet argument

Postby MartinC on Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:45 pm

I spend half my time doing it, so...
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Re: THE great toilet argument

Postby thrash metal maniac on Fri Mar 27, 2009 3:47 pm

hahaha

i hate pooing, its so annoying cos you know you gotta wipe your arse afterwards, which can be time consuming and not fun... it's great when they just ghost out, good times
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