Ok so post up the lyrics that you find funniest yo yo. Either that or just your favourite ones.

Current funniest for me is from the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie soundtrack. Its "Cut you up with a linoleum knife" by Mastodon

"If i see you videotaping this movie, Satan will rain down your throat with hot acid and dissolve your testicles and turn your guts into snakes.

This is a copyrighted movie for Time Warner. If i find you sold it on Ebay i will break into you house and tear your wife in half!"

these arent so much funny lyrics but funny misheard lyrics!

but yes! if ya listen to megadeth - reckoning day. just as the song gets to 0:50 seconds it sounds exactly like he sings "i like the was you poo yourself". also if you listen to addicted to chaos at the end it sounds like he sings "addicted to gay arse"! haha!

Also if ya listen to machine head - davidian, just after the solo sounds like the bassist sings "put the sosage away" haha!

just thought id share that

Quite a few years ago Bruce Dickinson was being interviewed by Tommy Vance and they talked about the japanese translation to the song "Iron Maiden".
Apparently, the translator misheard the lyrics and what ended up on the Japanese version of the album had changed from "See the blood flow, watching it shed up above my head" into the somewhat more bizarre "See the blood flow,washing dishes up above my head".


For funny lyrics, just read the words to pretty much all of Lawnmower Deth's stuff.

If you listen to Tornado of Souls, just before the second (I think) chorus, it sounds like he sings "No more gays".

My personal favourite lyric is the godly Blaze Bayley's contribution to the Maiden song Man on the Edge:

"The car is an oven and baking is wild."

For many years I have never been able to work out what that actually means, and I still can't.

jonny_boy34 wrote:If you listen to Tornado of Souls, just before the second (I think) chorus, it sounds like he sings "No more gays".

in High Speed Dirt he can be heard saying "I'm a dirty paedooooooo" (I'm a dirt torpedo)

every single one of these are genius!!!!

http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/sodom/ ... vil.html#1

"We are all suicide, without brain
People are running and dying in pain"



even better!!!

"I turn the cross upside down
and read Satanic Bible with fucking grown
my life begins at midnight twelve
masturbate to kill myself"

I personally think Motorhead have some of the best lyrics ever. Not posting any though. Tired.

jonny_boy34 wrote:"The car is an oven and baking is wild."

Haha yeah that song has some gashpipe lyrics! "used to build missiles for nations defence, now he cant even give birthday presents" d'oh!

Also cred to Steve Harris for making the n00b mistake of talking about cavemen and dinousaurs existing at the same time in quest for fire, a frankly ludicrous but nonetheless enjoyable lyrical shambles.

Also Judas Priest's '(brown) Starbreaker ' ; "Step out from the sidewalk, if you're feeling gay"

He hid it so well, its no surprise no-one knew he was gay really...

I'd like to bring some good ol' Exhumed in

Blistering and boiling vaginal skin
Eternally sealing this gateway of sin...

Scalding and melding her minge
Smell the acid reek of pubic hair singed...

Melt and weld...Raze and smelt
Blistering crotch...Searing hot...

Forged in fire - Formed in flame
Sex will never be the same
Forged in fire - Formed in flame
You will never fuck again

Crumbling crooze...Crack and ooze
Black as tar...Forever scarred
Smoking groin...Splattered loin
Molten orifice...Now I seal your lips...Forever...

Fluxing flesh collapses under its own weight
The molten labia majora with my blowtorch I liquidate

The vagina rendered impenetrable
The blackened clitoris is unmendable

Waxen labia now gelatinous and congealed
The faithless breach at last is sealed

Forge the seal...the flesh now peeled
Bubbling flesh starts to glut...Castrated vagina now shut...

Exhumed are fucking cool.

It's funny how many people stare at me when I wear my Exhumed shirt in public...

GoreBastard wrote:pubic...

lol

Trashdance into her pants

The hunger I feel makes you a meal
oh girl you sure taste sweet
by my hair pull me there guide me to your treat
spread your legs I'll seed your eggs oh, feel me deep

Lick me she begged she pulled
down my head I love to eat pussy
a taste so fine like sweet april wine
I won't trade for any money
did you cum I eat and run I live for sodomy

Tie you up don't give a shit
Lick my asshole suck my dick
Hold you at gun point
Bend you over anal lust
Can't survive this torture fuck
There's fire in my eyes I laugh at your cries

Lust
Anal lust
Up the butt
Lousy slut
Virginities lost
Up the butt
Lousy slut
Down on your knees bitch
Anal lust... HUH!

Shove my fist inside your cunt
Shove my dick right up your butt
Screams of pain fulfil my lust
Beat your face in get my kicks
Fuck your brains out
Squeeze your tits
Blood on your thighs
Virginity dies

Blood on your face
Assume the position I love
Anal assault
Anxiously wait for the cum
Screaming in torment
The welps on her back are turning redder
She died from the pain
It made her feel ten times better!

and of course

ou lie on your bed, your view real seems great
but instead of his prick,
he's drawing his blade

lawlz

B.O.H.I.C.A by Evildead

It's only human primeval instinct
Internal urges, the way all men think
Romantic setting, or in the back seat
For free of money just grinding our meat

Bend over here it comes again !

To hell with rubbers I need the moisture
A real woman, and not a picture
A gleaming brown eye, between two nice buns
Subsonic friction, until one of us comes.

Bend over here it comes again !

Black or white, I don't discriminate
Fuck all the bigots; they can stay home and masturbate
So girl beware of my probing anal tongue dart
I'll kiss your bush, and spread your cheeks apart

Bend over here it comes again !

I think I can see where this is going

Destruction wrote:I think I can see where this is going

It's not a sexual day