A wank or a shit? Which is the most satisfying?

by **H.O.D. Feemo** on Sun Jan 27, 2008 1:47 pm

When I have one, the other is usualy not long after.

by **terrorizer** on Sun Jan 27, 2008 2:31 pm

What comes first?

by **H.O.D. Feemo** on Sun Jan 27, 2008 2:45 pm

Depends on whether the front or back end is giving me a twinge!

This is wrong.

by **terrorizer** on Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:08 pm

I thought you were a Dr or something?

by **zykloned** on Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:17 pm

I'd rather a blumpkin.

by **MartinC** on Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:22 pm

Tough one. I wank all the time, so I rarely ever have memorable wanks these days. However, my shits are usually horrendous, due to my terrible diet, so a lot of the time it won't be a very good experience. Mind you, I just had a crap a bit ago and it was text-book.

I reckon I'll go with wanking.

by **Immortalicide** on Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:36 pm

it really depends on whos doing the wanking!! :lol:

by **terrorizer** on Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:37 pm

Martin?

by **Bangover** on Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:37 pm

I prefer a flan

by **MartinC** on Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:46 pm

terrorizer wrote:Martin?

From my own experience, I give a pretty good wank. I've never given myself any complaints.

by **terrorizer** on Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:47 pm

Try lying on your arm until it goes dead, it feels like someone else is doing it.

by **William Morton** on Sun Jan 27, 2008 3:53 pm

...Or alternatively, wack your cock with a brick and it feels like your wanking someone else off.

by **terrorizer** on Sun Jan 27, 2008 4:53 pm

Tell you what, you try it first and report back how it feels when you've been seen down A&E.

by **thrashduck** on Sun Jan 27, 2008 5:05 pm

Time limits on both... but probably a wank.