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Postby Dian Wei on Fri Dec 07, 2007 1:44 pm

How about Battlewitch: Erection Power!
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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Postby Mazz on Fri Dec 07, 2007 1:54 pm

Bestial Bill wrote:HA! At least ours doesn't sound 'tongue in cheek', or like it's trying to be metal! I think that slogan rules! We did sell out of those shirts after all too hahaha.


Tongue in cheek? Trying to be metal? I feel a band war coming on.

WE ARE BATTLEWITCH WE ARE HEAVY METAL.
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Postby Resilience Records on Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:47 pm

fight fight fight fight!!!
Heavy Metal is the Law.
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Postby Metalbrew Stu on Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:57 pm

Sorry Bill, Battlewitch are the most heavy metal band around these parts.
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Postby Resilience Records on Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:18 pm

ooooooohhhhh....

fight fight fight fight!
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Postby James on Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:52 pm

Cartman: "Here we go, it's on! RACE WAAAAR! race war! race war...race war's on everybody! Shit is going down!"
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Postby Mazz on Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:32 pm

I'm soooooooooooo Metal I bleed liquid steel.

New Battlewitch song...."Born under a bad sign". The chorus is the title. It's going to be top of the pops. Gunna sing about the Goat King and satanism.


Worship us.
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Postby Atom on Fri Dec 07, 2007 11:44 pm

Born Under A Bad Sign is the title of a Cream song.
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Postby Bangover on Sat Dec 08, 2007 12:04 am

and hendrix covered it....i think it may be a old blues standard
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Postby James on Sat Dec 08, 2007 12:32 am

Mazz wrote:The chorus is the title.


Radical! :lol:
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Postby Mazz on Sat Dec 08, 2007 11:04 am

....and now it's a Heavy Metal song!

I like how the 70's bands over used the song title "Gypsie".
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Postby Styxx on Sat Dec 08, 2007 5:48 pm

Metalbrew Stu wrote:Sorry Bill, Battlewitch are the most heavy metal band around these parts.


I feel a spaghetti western coming on
I'm going to
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
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Postby Mazz on Wed Dec 12, 2007 4:27 pm

Nothing to do with the thread but I like it.

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Postby Styxx on Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:26 pm

Mazz wrote:Nothing to do with the thread but I like it.

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So do I :D
I'm going to
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
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Postby STD_Caps on Wed Dec 12, 2007 10:43 pm

Bangover wrote:and hendrix covered it....i think it may be a old blues standard

And MDC covered it too. The title is the chorus.
"And what about the churches and all their wealth
There's an unseen fortune under their belts
Are golden temples a symbol of God's way
This horde of wealth is a sickening display"
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