I owe the library at University £10 for one overdue book.

One book.

They won't let me renew any of the others I've got out until I repay the fines. Fucking scum cunts. I also kept getting bollocked a week ago for constantly clicking my pen in a seminar. It's like I'm at fucking Primary school again. I think I'm going to hang myself.

Haha!

You think that's bad? Calum from Amok once had a library bill of £30+ (I think the figure may have ended up closer to £50). It's 4-hour loan books that you really get fucked with here; 50p per hour late!

But I agree. Uni is a pile of shit. Not so much because it's like primary school but because I'm very lazy and have to find the motivation to do work. In first year I just didn't bother to go half the time but I started going to every lecture when I started getting As.

I'm having a really hard time with keeping up with the primary reading at the moment. We have to read like two books a week. I've not read Moll Flanders in full, I just made a few notes so I can bullshit my way through the seminar tommorow and I'm having to read an online version of Shakespeare's Richard III tommorow night because I can't afford a fucking hard copy THANKS TO THE LIBRARY CHARGING ME,aSHD\hsgdjh\sfg\jhxdgfkj\mxhfjz\xcfk\xhckfh\!!!!!

MartinC wrote:THANKS TO THE LIBRARY CHARGING ME,aSHD\hsgdjh\sfg\jhxdgfkj\mxhfjz\xcfk\xhckfh\!!!!!

I blame it on that queer looking librarian with the grey hair. Weirdo.
He used to have really long hair like you but got it cut off.

Are you gonna become a librarian Martin?

Creeping_Dave wrote:

MartinC wrote:THANKS TO THE LIBRARY CHARGING ME,aSHD\hsgdjh\sfg\jhxdgfkj\mxhfjz\xcfk\xhckfh\!!!!!

I blame it on that queer looking librarian with the grey hair. Weirdo.
He used to have really long hair like you but got it cut off.

Are you gonna become a librarian Martin?

I could never bare to be that much of an arsehole - and I'm in Heretic.

MartinC wrote:

Creeping_Dave wrote:

MartinC wrote:THANKS TO THE LIBRARY CHARGING ME,aSHD\hsgdjh\sfg\jhxdgfkj\mxhfjz\xcfk\xhckfh\!!!!!

I blame it on that queer looking librarian with the grey hair. Weirdo.
He used to have really long hair like you but got it cut off.

Are you gonna become a librarian Martin?

I could never bare to be that much of an arsehole - and I'm in Heretic.

MartinC wrote:I just made a few notes so I can bullshit my way through the seminar tommorow

welcome to my fucking world

I'm in the states and on housing probation for a level 3 alcohol violation. I'm 22 to.

1st time - level 2 violation and $100 fine for having a litre of vodka when you aren't allowed more than 750ml. I did not know the rules were changed this year and i had a huge go at the person i talked to and argued that the college did not educate people properly with their rules. She just said it was on the website and it is in a very hard to find place and took me about 10minutes of searching to find it. None of my friends new the rule.

2nd time - level 1 violation which bumped me up to 3 because i was in a room with underage people even though i did not purchase the alcohol and it was in my friends room. Apparently it counted as my room to cause the door between our connecting singles was open. THe policy doesn;t ven include this and i read it carefully. The person i talked to just said it was in there somewhere and could not answer any of my questions about the policy cause she is new. $50 fine is mandatory but i did not even get a fine. The only reason why the public safety officer came to our door was because someone called them for being loud on a friday night at 11:30. Quiet hours do not start till 2am. Fucking bastards.

Why didn't you just take the book back Martin? It's fucking good that cunts like you get fined because it really pisses me off when I need a book for an essay or my dissertation and some dickhead is too lazy to return it.

years ago I took a book out from the college library and some arsehole stole it so I had to pay £20 for the book before I could borrow any more books

Vision wrote:I'm in the states and on housing probation for a level 3 alcohol violation. I'm 22 to.

1st time - level 2 violation and $100 fine for having a litre of vodka when you aren't allowed more than 750ml. I did not know the rules were changed this year and i had a huge go at the person i talked to and argued that the college did not educate people properly with their rules. She just said it was on the website and it is in a very hard to find place and took me about 10minutes of searching to find it. None of my friends new the rule.

2nd time - level 1 violation which bumped me up to 3 because i was in a room with underage people even though i did not purchase the alcohol and it was in my friends room. Apparently it counted as my room to cause the door between our connecting singles was open. THe policy doesn;t ven include this and i read it carefully. The person i talked to just said it was in there somewhere and could not answer any of my questions about the policy cause she is new. $50 fine is mandatory but i did not even get a fine. The only reason why the public safety officer came to our door was because someone called them for being loud on a friday night at 11:30. Quiet hours do not start till 2am. Fucking bastards.

Seriously, are those the rules??

Christ you need to come to the UK to study

My son is at Leeds Met. He is 22 too.

They play naked cricket in the street at 3 am

and have a drinks captain when they go out who has to order the others in the group to do more and more outrageous things.

Last week my boy bought a piece of wet fish from a chip shop, and had to slap some poor random dude round the head with it.

Thats ma boy !

Im so proud of him....

If uni is so fucking crap, why dont you all just go and get fucking jobs earn money and pay taxes so hard working people like me dont have to fund you!! Humph!!!

the tax payers only loan students money now. not like in your day when students got grants


uni next year for me! (hopefully sheffield)

boovidge wrote:the tax payers only loan students money now. not like in your day when students got grants


uni next year for me! (hopefully sheffield)

Who pays for the unis? Who pays for the Staff? Who pays for the equipment? Loans dont go anywhere near to covering the costs of running these palces of blatant real work avoidance!!!! Bah!!!!

im going to be in education til i die