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Postby Styxx on Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:33 pm

Titties, boobs, jugs, whatever you call them, we all know they're awesome. Here's yet another reason why:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20080304/ts ... pleoffbeat
I'm going to
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
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Re: Breasts

Postby James on Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:38 pm

What's the name of that famous well-endowed Japanese model... Destruction will remind me..
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Re: Breasts

Postby Lev on Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:43 pm

Jugs.
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Re: Breasts

Postby thrashduck on Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:51 pm

"The bikini model was cleared after a court decided she was too well-endowed to squeeze into a room through a hole."

Bwahahaha, awesome jugs.
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Re: Breasts

Postby radioactive rik on Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:04 pm

the only downside to breasts is the thought that we sucked on our mums ones as a baby.as i type,my mum is watching t.v.
god this is weird!
unless you happen to be the child of Jordan/katie price(id still be tryna have the occasional slurp on them now)
shame harvey is half blind though...
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Re: Breasts

Postby thrashduck on Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:28 pm

Oh rik, you just brought down the whole thread. You big Freud.
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Re: Breasts

Postby Dian Wei on Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:32 pm

That is what i was thinking, lets all gang rape him.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

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Re: Breasts

Postby Leighsus on Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:39 pm

Dian Wei wrote:That is what i was thinking, lets all gang rape him.

Until somebody starts thinking of their mum to keep hard...
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Re: Breasts

Postby radioactive rik on Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:21 pm

sorry all,just a fact of life,just like the even worse thought that we were once swimming about in our daddies nutsack like a micro tadpole!
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Re: Breasts

Postby thrashduck on Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:25 pm

You've put me right off looking at men's balls.
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Re: Breasts

Postby James on Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:11 pm

Someone help me out with that awesome Japanese boobster's name..
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Re: Breasts

Postby Immortalicide on Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:49 pm

James wrote:Someone help me out with that awesome Japanese boobster's name..

her name is KUZIAVA MASSIVNOKA :D
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Re: Breasts

Postby Lev on Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:54 pm

Immortalicide wrote:
James wrote:Someone help me out with that awesome Japanese boobster's name..

her name is KUZIAVA MASSIVNOKA :D


Just the one?
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Re: Breasts

Postby Immortalicide on Mon Mar 10, 2008 11:06 pm

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:
Immortalicide wrote:
James wrote:Someone help me out with that awesome Japanese boobster's name..

her name is KUZIAVA MASSIVNOKA :D


Just the one?


masivnokas dont sound very japanese tho lol, it sounds greek hahahaha

kuziama tittimama
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Re: Breasts

Postby thrashduck on Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:20 am

Immortalicide wrote:masivnokas dont sound very japanese tho lol, it sounds greek hahahaha

kuziama tittimama
myihava norkssohuejja
lookeata mitittynormousa


:lol:
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