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Postby Immortalicide on Sat Jan 12, 2008 1:08 pm

H.O.D. Feemo wrote:I feel sorry for 'em big time. Having your heart turned upside-down is one thing, having it dragged through the gutter trawling red top press is another.

Leviticus 18:7 'Do not dishonor your father by having sex with your mother.'


I suppose on a serious level, this must be awful for them. I wonder if they will continue living together and shagging in private? The fact they have discovered that they are blood related surely wont change their emotional love for each other will it???
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Postby Steve on Sat Jan 12, 2008 2:16 pm

I remember reading about a woman who married her biological father (she was adopted)
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Postby Stevedot2 on Sun Jan 13, 2008 1:54 pm

terrorizer wrote:I can't see what is wrong with brother and sister marrying and having kids. The extra fingers make typing faster.


Apparently Sid (the dj) from Slipknot was born with 6 fingers on each hand. But I'm gonna discount that due to the fact that I've heard a lot of stupid rumors about Slipknot.
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Postby thrashduck on Sun Jan 13, 2008 9:12 pm

Iz dat why he is so talented on da decks yo? REEEEEEEEEEWINDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD...
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Postby GoreBastard on Sun Jan 13, 2008 9:28 pm

thrashduck wrote:Iz dat why he is so talented on da decks yo? REEEEEEEEEEWINDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD...


Haahaaaa :lol: :lol:
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Postby Herzeleid on Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:13 pm

God guys, his DJ name is DJ Starscream, GODDDDD
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Postby Stevedot2 on Mon Jan 14, 2008 8:08 pm

Oh woops I forgot to also add that the doctors cut them off cause he was branded a freak or something. So no that's not why he is so good on da deckz!
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Postby terrorizer on Mon Jan 14, 2008 10:30 pm

Stevedot2 wrote:Oh woops I forgot to also add that the doctors cut them off cause he was branded a freak or something. So no that's not why he is so good on da deckz!


Sounds like an episode of the X-Files to me. :eyes:
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Postby thrashduck on Mon Jan 14, 2008 11:27 pm

One of my dad's mates has four fingers on each hand, reminds me of a teenage mutant hero turtle.
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Postby GoreBastard on Tue Jan 15, 2008 5:57 am

thrashduck wrote:One of my dad's mates has four fingers on each hand, reminds me of a teenage mutant hero turtle.


I always wondered why those idiot Americans called it Teenage Mutant "Ninja" Turtles. Fucking yanks.
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Postby thrashduck on Tue Jan 15, 2008 6:02 am

The magic of Wikipedia!!

Upon TMNT's first arrival in the United Kingdom, Ireland, Sweden, Norway, Finland, Austria and Germany, the name was changed to "Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles" (or TMHT, for short), since local censorship policies deemed the word ninja to have excessively violent connotations for a children's program.[11] Consequently, everything related to the Turtles had to be renamed before being released in these nations. The lyrics were also changed, such as changing "Splinter taught them to be ninja teens" to the "Splinter taught them to be fighting teens."

The policies also had other effects, such as removing use of Michaelangelo's nunchaku (which were at the time banned from appearing in even 18-rated movies) and generally toning down the usage of all the turtles' weapons. After many seasons of never using his nunchaku, they eventually disappeared entirely, replaced by a turtle shell shaped grappling hook called the "Turtle Line".

However, when the live-action movie came out in 1990, the "Ninja" of the title was kept even in the UK. In time, nunchaku scenes were retained in previously-censored movies such as those of Bruce Lee.

By the time of the 2003 TV series, these censorship policies had been abolished, and no changes have occurred in the content of the show. The name "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" remained unchanged for the 2003 show. As a result, in the UK, the 1987 program is still called Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles and the 2003 program is called Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, hence a disambiguation between the two TV series.


And fuck, please tell me someone has a copy of this..

To further add to the Turtles' popularity, a concert tour was held in 1990, premiering at Radio City Music Hall. The "Coming Out of Their Shells" tour featured live-action turtles (in costumes similar to the films) playing music as a band (Donatello; keyboards, Leonardo; bass guitar, Raphael; drums & sax, Michelangelo; guitar) on stage around a familiar plotline: April O'Neil is kidnapped by the Shredder, the turtle guys have to rescue her. The story had a very Bill-n'-Ted-esque feel, with its theme of the power of rock n' roll literally defeating the enemy, in the form of the Shredder (who only rapped, about how he hates music) trying to eliminate all music (Interestingly, the first two films featured rap in their soundtracks). A pay-per-view special highlighting the concert was shown, and a studio album was also released. The track listing is as follows:

1. Coming Out of Our Shells!
2. Sing About It
3. Tubin'
4. Skipping Stones
5. Pizza Power
6. Walk Straight
7. No Treaties
8. Cowabunga
9. April Ballad
10. Count on Us


I would love to hear Shredder rapping. I think my balls would explode. And those names... "Tubin'"?!? "Coming out of our shells"!? "Walkin' Straight"!?! Since when have they been overtly homosexual?!
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Postby Lev on Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:58 am

It's on YouTube.
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Postby STD_Caps on Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:33 pm

thrashduck wrote:One of my dad's mates has four fingers on each hand, reminds me of a teenage mutant hero turtle.


I don't see why. We all have four fingers on each hand, don't we?
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Postby STD_Caps on Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:33 pm

Sorry.
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Postby thrashduck on Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:34 pm

STD_Caps wrote:
thrashduck wrote:One of my dad's mates has four fingers on each hand, reminds me of a teenage mutant hero turtle.


I don't see why. We all have four fingers on each hand, don't we?


Ok smartarse, he actually has three fingers and a thumb. [-(
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