Everyone in the world loves iron bru, i do, i do, i do and me too.
Everyone in the world loves iron brew, even though i used to be a man.
Amazing advert.
Happy BD Mazz me old mucckakckakckakcka.
It's my Birthday you gayers.
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Re: It's my Birthday you gayers.
by Dian Wei on Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:21 pm
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
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Re: It's my Birthday you gayers.
by Metal Iain on Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:53 pm
All Irn Bru adverts are amazing. As are Lynx adverts. Lynx adverts are so amazing that they're generally banned after some frigid housewife from Kent or some shithole has seen them.
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Re: It's my Birthday you gayers.
by thrashduck on Thu Mar 27, 2008 9:55 pm
That chocolate man one was pretty good, to be fair.
Oh and happy birthdays Mazz yo.
Oh and happy birthdays Mazz yo.
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Re: It's my Birthday you gayers.
by ribbons69 on Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:01 pm
Mazz wrote:Birthday update:
Just found out that Battlewitch might be supporting Zodiac Mindwarp in May. That would be funny.
My girlfriend has gone to a funeral today.
I can't go because all my staff are sick!
Not sure which is worse...Work Birthday or Funeral Birthday.
Well,if it was your funeral on your birthday it wouldn't be much cop.
Anyway,happy birthday!!!!!1111111111111111111
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Re: It's my Birthday you gayers.
by Dian Wei on Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:37 am
The chocolate man was terrifying. Best iron brew one was on last Christmas though, with the piss take of the snowman.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
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Re: It's my Birthday you gayers.
by jonny_boy34 on Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:31 pm
Dian Wei wrote:The chocolate man was terrifying. Best iron brew one was on last Christmas though, with the piss take of the snowman.
Yeah, I liked that one, it was humorous. Most adverts piss me off though.
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Re: It's my Birthday you gayers.
by Metal Iain on Fri Mar 28, 2008 2:32 pm
I didn't think Irn Bru was wide-spread enough to be advertised in England.
I'm impressed.
I'm impressed.
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Re: It's my Birthday you gayers.
by Lev on Fri Mar 28, 2008 3:08 pm
Maybe 'cause it's because I'm like..right on the border, but Irn-Bru is the most popular drink in chippies n shit.
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Re: It's my Birthday you gayers.
by Metal Iain on Fri Mar 28, 2008 3:11 pm
Foul.
The best drink to go with chippies is Tizer.
The best drink to go with chippies is Tizer.
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Re: It's my Birthday you gayers.
by Lev on Fri Mar 28, 2008 3:13 pm
On ya bike.
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Re: It's my Birthday you gayers.
by James on Fri Mar 28, 2008 4:59 pm
I just had a microwaved pot of Heinz "Beef Stew and Dumplings" soup - it was reasonably good!
It was accompanied by a Strawberry Muller Rice (cold) and a big chocolate chip cookie from Tesco.
It was accompanied by a Strawberry Muller Rice (cold) and a big chocolate chip cookie from Tesco.
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Re: It's my Birthday you gayers.
by Mazz on Fri Mar 28, 2008 5:09 pm
I have one of those in the pantry. I also have a Lincolnshire sausage one as well.
PANTRY! Jeebus.
PANTRY! Jeebus.
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Re: It's my Birthday you gayers.
by Bangover on Fri Mar 28, 2008 5:31 pm
happy b day!
zurabmelua wrote:heretic are absolutely shit!!!
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Re: It's my Birthday you gayers.
by Styxx on Fri Mar 28, 2008 7:38 pm
Metal Iain wrote:All Irn Bru adverts are amazing. As are Lynx adverts. Lynx adverts are so amazing that they're generally banned after some frigid housewife from Kent or some shithole has seen them.
Not quite, the one with the fish in the armpits was shit.
By the way, remind me to stab you in the face if we ever meet. That picture was fucking horrible! Bastard
Happy being older Mazz.
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Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
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