I have to go to this club tomorrow called Carwash, it's everything I fucking hate! You basically have to look like a nob to get in, they have a strict dress code of retro 80's and 70's funk and soul and disco. The club has a swimming pool and jacqusi, I have to buy shitty clothes to go and it costs £15 to get in. I can't not go either cause it's been organised by someone I went to school with and if I don't go then a couple of my mates will drop out and then more will and it won't happen. It's cause we always do the same thing and never go into london, but this is a bit extreme! Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. Oh well. Oh and also, no trainers unless they're colourful, the dress code is extremely contradictory which is just stupid.

That literally sounds like the worst nightmare of my life.

Sounds like an ultra version of Reflex or Flares. Horrible, tacky and terrible places, full of pissed up 45 year old women on their daughter's hen night or some shit. It's literally like they opened these kind of places in the 70's/80's and just kept them open, not changing them one single bit, instead of opening them as theme bars. BLARRRRRGHHHHHHHHH.

NO I WILL NOT BUY AN INFLATABLE GUITAR OR A PAIR OF UNDERPANTS WITH DAVID HASSELHOFF'S FACE ON IT, FUCK OFF.

I'd like to say this was gay but my favourite film (and soundtrack) used to be satuday night fever as a highschooler. I used to learn the moves, have some white cider then go clubbing and do them in the funk room. Remember that dance they all did in a line? Nailed it.

I can see your eyebrows going down from here...... Fuck off, I got loooads of fanny, it was ace.

Just get leathered beforehand & pretend you're John Travolta / disco Stu. Winnz

jonny_boy34 wrote:That literally sounds like the worst nightmare of my life.

Indeed.

The other thing that really fucks me off is when someone says "I like 70's music",so what then,you like Deep Purple,Black Sabbath and the Sex Pistols then? Fuck no,they like the fuckin Bee Gees.
"I really love 80's music" Oh,that's good,do you like Iron Maiden,Motley Crue,Slayer and Saxon?
"Who?,no,I like Wham and Whigfield"

FUCK OFF AND DIE YOU ANNOYING WANKERS!

70s funk? Swimming pool?

I'll go instead of you.

Sounds wicked, there will be hot chicks and a swimming pool! Add booze and it will be like shooting hot chicks in a swimming pool!

if you drink enough(lots and lots) you may actually end up enjoying it.thats the only way to survive cheese nights.become so pissed that you dont give a damn and end up having no recollection of it the next day and will have totally forgot all about the chavs/posers/designer label tossers,the music they played and the dodgy dances(you hopefully didnt copy.)
it will only be more torturous if you stand around all night waiting for it to end.
id personally just do lengths in the pool and generally perv all evening over the naughty over 40s who might be up for it.
a 38year old woman was my record and i was 23 aiiiight!

She was 44. I was 19. Boo ya. (and yes, she was un-related)

zykloned wrote:She was 44. I was 19. Boo ya. (and yes, she was un-related)

respect playa

Be Ron Burgundy.

Drink Scotch, be misogynistic, do jump hi fives, dress well.

zykloned wrote:She was 44. I was 19. Boo ya. (and yes, she was un-related)

That's horrible.

Atom wrote:Sounds wicked, there will be hot chicks and a swimming pool! Add booze and it will be like shooting hot chicks in a swimming pool!

Exactly, just get really drunk and enjoy the good music they used to have in the 70s and 80s!

zykloned wrote:She was 44. I was 19. Boo ya. (and yes, she was un-related)

I have a very slight problem if I want to play that game...









....I'm already 40