RIP Jeremy Beadle

by **Lev** on Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:33 pm

Metal Iain wrote:I will miss 'Jeremy Beadle's Viciously Hilarious Family Accidents'.

The dart is in the eye!

I can see that!

by **Metal Iain** on Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:36 pm

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:I will miss 'Jeremy Beadle's Viciously Hilarious Family Accidents'.

The dart is in the eye!

I can see that!

Dead Beaaaa... dle

by **H.O.D. Feemo** on Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:38 pm

Some girl told me Jeremy Beadle had a small penis.

But on the other hand, it was quite big.

by **Lev** on Wed Jan 30, 2008 11:41 pm

At the funeral do you think everyone will join together and give him a big hand?

by **James** on Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:10 am

It's quite touching that no one has said "I prefer the thing you do about his little hand..." yet.

I can't say I ever saw Beadlle much on TV, but sounds like a top chap.

by **GoreBastard** on Thu Jan 31, 2008 2:12 am

haa, I got a text about this when I was in work.
Alot of people didn't like Beadle, but I thought he was cool.

I was telling people that he died because he forgot that one of his hands was fucked up and he tried to climb a ladder and fell off breaking his neck... Some people believed me too :/

You don't have to watch out anymore, coz Beadle's not about!

(I didn't read the thread before posting, incase someone said that lame joke already)

by **Immortalicide** on Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:15 am

GoreBastard wrote:
You don't have to watch out anymore, coz Beadle's not about!

(I didn't read the thread before posting, incase someone said that lame joke already)

err, that would have been me then :lol:

by **H.O.D. Feemo** on Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:31 pm

Time of death was not certain, all they could work out was that the big hand was touching the little hand.

Get them all out your system folks.....

by **ribbons69** on Thu Jan 31, 2008 8:46 pm

Jeremy Beadle's family have confirmed that it was the presenters dying wish to be cremated,and to have his ashes spread as compost in the Blue Peter garden.The Beeb are already planning a new series for the Autumn called;
"Watch out,Beadle's a sprout"

by **The Fourth Norseman** on Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:00 pm

woeful

by **jonny_boy34** on Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:39 am

Apparently the front page of The Sun did actually sport the headline, "Beadle's Not About." Which is quite hilarious.

by **Atom** on Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:57 am

Jeremy Beadle's face really terrifies me.

by **Herzeleid** on Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:23 pm

Apparently they're broadcasting his cremation live on ITV next week, 'You've been Flamed' airs at 9pm next Wednesday.

by **Immortalicide** on Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:19 pm

Herzeleid wrote:Apparently they're broadcasting his cremation live on ITV next week, 'You've been Flamed' airs at 9pm next Wednesday.

by **ribbons69** on Fri Feb 01, 2008 8:21 pm

Immortalicide wrote:
Herzeleid wrote:Apparently they're broadcasting his cremation live on ITV next week, 'You've been Flamed' airs at 9pm next Wednesday.