this thread rules

Gareth's got some great lines as well!

"Isn't Schindler's List a great film?"

I'm trying for the life of me to remember the "I dunno.. handjob" line properly. Help me out someone.

James wrote:- "at it."

everytime!!! bloody hell, its so amazing!

James wrote:"stop trying to worm into someone else's photo"

Hahhaha.

Metalbrew Stu wrote::lol: Gareth's got some great lines as well!

"Isn't Schindler's List a great film?"

I'm trying for the life of me to remember the "I dunno.. handjob" line properly. Help me out someone.

I think it goes...

"Is there any chance of anything going on between us two now?"
"Uh like what?"
"What specifically?.... Handjob?"

The Fourth Norseman wrote:

Metalbrew Stu wrote:"I was waiting for a blind date, thought you were it"

I laughed solidly for a day when i first heard that one.

It's the look on his face as soon as he says it and the way he says "-No!" and then he just looks at the camera with the best expression ever. Good lord, I love it!

James wrote:- "ooh, bit saucy, selling kisses for the lads! Or the ladies - if there are any ladies that like that sort... I don't think there are any in this...office...and if there are good luck to em, they're all welcome, we're all equal now...it's different for girls anyway isn't it - more light-hearted..lower risk!"

- "Erotic"

- "Well...not in this case"

"I mean, it's not a sexual day."

"Bit sweet... I prefer a flan."
That one always gets me. Probably because of the word flan...

"If it was up to me the place would be full of 'em."
"Or half and half."
(Points to 'Office black guy')"You are half and half, aren't you?"
"I'm mixed race, yes."
"That is my favourite."

I watched that episode last night. Brilliant.

"So there's your racist."

Metalbrew Stu wrote:"So there's your racist."

Indeed. He says something like "And that's the melting pot" before that though I think, but I couldn't quite remember, so I left it out.

I know some of you look down upon the US Office, but I think it is hilarious and really well done.

I just watched the sexual harrassment episode, it's great!

You speak highly of it so I may have to give it another chance one day. I just couldn't bear (or is it bare?) the first episode, it made me so upset. But it could be interesting to watch the rest, as I understand it the later episodes deviate quite a bit from the original storylines.

But I don't know. I don't know if I could ever be bothered to sit through a bunch of Americans trying to be as good as Ricky Gervais and not succeeding. I'd rather watch Friends. And somehow, I'm actually serious, and I don't know how or why.

Yeah that's the point, it's not just a copy of the plot - go on alluc.org and watch some of Series 3

Dwight is great!

It's not too bad. I thought it'd be TERRIBLE, but it's good some good casting and hits the right buttons at times.

But at the moment, I'm in mourning, because I lent my Office DVD's to my mate, who took them home at easter... AND DIDN'T BRING THEM BACK.

Seriously deprived.

If only me auntie had bollocks, she'd be me uncle.