My Mum warned me many a time about opening corned beef cans and I always just laughed in her face. Needless to say, the other night I rang her up in tears with blood gushing from my finger going: "WAAAAAAAAA YOU WERE RIGHT!!!11 "

What a Darth Vader moment.

I'm gonna have to unplug my modem here. I'm doing paperwork for my wifes business and so far, 3 hours into it I've done fuck all but talk about corned beef.

I'm in trouble when 'eer indoors gets home.

Who eats either?

Fucking peasant food.

Next you'll be asking if any of us do our shopping at Farmfoods.

Metal Iain wrote:Who eats either?

Fucking peasant food.

Next you'll be asking if any of us do our shopping at Farmfoods.

A truity here! I used to be the production manager in a large poultry processing buters, and we supplied iceland, asda, farm foods, safeways and morrisons. The company with the highest standards and most hard to achieve specification for the products we supplied was farm foods by quite a distance. And that really is true!!!

as for corned beef, yeah its nice, specially fried and served with red sauce, but it is predominantly from south america, and even though it has to be made to eec specs, i once had a tin in my butchers that when i was slicing it, contained an eyelid from a cow (obviously) complete with long lashes too