Fuck... I've not been here for a while guys, just got back from a proper "Lads on tour!!". Started on Tuesday and went to a different city (Leeds, Manchester, Liverpool, Nottingham, Loughborough) getting leathered every night. I've been living off beer and McDonalds all week so I feel really painful/constipated. I don't know whether to laugh or cry, I've done some of the most embarrassing things ever. In other words, I had it right off.

Anyone else got nailed recently?

Where, in the name of Satan's glorious name, is Loughborough.

It doesn't sound like a city to me.

Did you shit your pants? If not, there's still scope for you to further embarras yourself.

We got back from Loughborough today, it's a town, but we knew people there and it was a pretty good night out - plus it's close enough to Nottingham so we saved on the petrol money. Luckily I didn't poo myself this time, I'm far too constipated to worry about that. My worst one was in Manchester - I was bragging to a friend via text about some shenanigans I got up to with a bird in Leeds the night before and I was talking also about my ex-girlfriend, something along the lines of "I deserved it mate because ______ has been a right cunt recently", and I accidentally sent it to my ex-bird because I was pissed up. That didn't go down too well. There's also a few horrible 'having a shower' pictures of me, so for anyone who has my facebook and doesn't want to be traumatised, don't bother looking.

I think you'll find it's pronounced Loogabarooga.

MartinC wrote:We got back from Loughborough today, it's a town, but we knew people there and it was a pretty good night out - plus it's close enough to Nottingham so we saved on the petrol money. Luckily I didn't poo myself this time, I'm far too constipated to worry about that. My worst one was in Manchester - I was bragging to a friend via text about some shenanigans I got up to with a bird in Leeds the night before and I was talking also about my ex-girlfriend, something along the lines of "I deserved it mate because ______ has been a right cunt recently", and I accidentally sent it to my ex-bird because I was pissed up. That didn't go down too well. There's also a few horrible 'having a shower' pictures of me, so for anyone who has my facebook and doesn't want to be traumatised, don't bother looking.

Ah, the old wrongly-sent text.

Cannae beat it.

The Onosecond is the measure of the time it takes to realise you've sent a text to the wrong person. I'm normally okay though, when I pissed I can't focus enough to write one.

Yeah, I sent it and then immediately went "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!111" in the middle of this bar in Manchester. Was pretty funny though.

terrorizer wrote:The Onosecond is the measure of the time it takes to realise you've sent a text to the wrong person. I'm normally okay though, when I pissed I can't focus enough to write one.

I've been really good in the past couple of years actually. I used to text people all the time when I was hammered and then realise the horrible consequences when left with a five-page text the next morning. I've phased out the use of my phone to such an extent that I usually just use it to send people derogatory texts when I'm bored of reading about Russian military history in the library, i.e. rarely.

I did get a WST (Wrongly-Sent Text) from my ex-bird when I was 17 from which I was able to deduce that she'd fucked my best mate the night before. Needless to say, words were had and people were pissed off at me for making a girl cry with a viciously-worded text denouncing her as a whore.

To be honest, if you get to the stage where you're practically conducting your life through texts, you need to step back, go off into the country side and live like Robinson Crusoe for a bit.

MartinC wrote:Yeah, I sent it and then immediately went "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!111" in the middle of this bar in Manchester. Was pretty funny though.

That must have taken a while seeing as NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!111 doesn't come up in predictive text...

I'm just going to use the "I was pissed up and I was probably just trying to be hilarious but it obviously didn't work" excuse. She'll see right through it - she's not stupid (well...), but it'll at least save some face on my part.

Hahaha, this made me laugh. I was speaking to Lev, and i asked him were Martin was. And he said "Probably having it right off" right he was.

I've become far too predictable.

Yeah, I knew it.

Here's a fairly typical example of "having it right off":

What a disgusting looking subway.