MartinC wrote:Nowt wrong with wanting to look good enough to not have to shag fat birds.

dude... weak!

What? I don't like fat birds!

doesn't mean you have to have short hair not to sleep with them...

i love you martin, but i don't agree with that in the work place!

i must agree with the squire regarding your inability to shag chicks while being yourself,

shame on you.

now go and stand in the corner.

and pull your trousers down.

......or maybe that's why you don't get chioks

..what?

thats right Frazer-Dawg! you tell tha fool!

I didn't mean you, even I'd shag you.

William Morton wrote:God, you remind of the two blokes I overheard talking in a shoe shop about how they dye their hair - techniques and stuff. New men.

You're one to talk. Deeks your mop.

Fact: Good-looking birds don't like long-haired men unless they're rich.

Metal Iain wrote:Fact: Good-looking birds don't like long-haired men unless they're rich.

i'm not rich, and i have long hair... so how have i managed to get a totally stunning, face meltingly good looking girlfriend? i think it must be more than just the length of your hair guys...

here is my thereory : long hair is cool, therefore girls will find you awsomely cool.

also long hair is alot of fun in many situations.

cheers... mines massive and its not made of plastic.

But if you combine long hair and an ace as fuck beard, you'll get loads of womens.

Metal Iain wrote:Fact: Good-looking birds don't like long-haired men unless they're rich.

That's the biggest load of crap i've ever heard. Keep good care of your hair, and have a natural cute charm whilst retaining a definite masculinity, and the world will be yours.

Remember lads, I'm not talking about swamp-donkeys here. I'm not going to come straight out and call your birds ugly either; but they are your birds and I rarely expect a guy's opinion about his bird to correspond to mine because:

A) beauty is a subjective term

and

B) whether you can admit it or not, you will be pussy-whipped to at least some extent and thus your judgement will be impaired...

It might just be me, but the hottest birds I see doing the rounds usually have a man that looks fairly respectable on their arm, i.e. nice hair, teeth and body. I can't recall ever seeing a guy with long hair who I was jealous of because of the piece of arse he had hanging off his knob, but I see guys who seem to conform to some kind of fashion with nice birds all the time. This is probably just because birds rarely like the music that goes with having long hair in the first place.

And with regards to personality, you'll be hard pushed to get the opportunity to wow a stunner with your intellect and wit in the first place if she sees you and thinks 'That guy looks like an extra from Braveheart'.

None of this is to say that I see myself as a sculpted, bronzed Adonis or anything BTW.

Long hair on men is hot. When it's nice and clean. and smooth.
But in the end, it all comes down to the guys face.

wow!!! men and their knowledge of woman...hmmm

Having gone out with guys who have long hair, i'd like to think that I wasn't a fat ugly piece of ass hanging off his knob, just cos i'm going out with the dude with long hair. Or maybe this is my delusion again...........