woah! i never realise I'm dreaming, but i love that feeling like you've done stuff all night but you've actually just been asleep

I feel so confused sometimes after dreams, mine are always based on reality but slightly weirder than... sometimes (especially in the last 3/4 weeks) my brain mixes up dream events and real events when i remember stuff, which is kinda weird!

Do you ever have cheese dreams?

All I dreamt about this morning was cumming on girl's faces. I woke up with a right stonk on.

HAHAHHAA

I woke up with morning wood this morning, the dream must have been amazing 'cause it was hurtingly big.

I dreamt last night that I went to work on the counters department at Morrisons (I work on the counters at Asda) but quite a few of my colleagues also did the same, and we wore our original uniforms from Asda while Morrisons staff wore their typical uniform. I've had a similar dream before, only the theme was the store was open on Xmas day, weird

I had a dream about going to my friends toilet, peeing, and trying not to collapse cos I was so fucked. I was at my friends and got hideously drunk then passed out, so i'm not sure if it actually happened or not.

I woke up screaming last night. According to my brother, it was hilarious because it sounded like I was being raped. I just remember waking up already sitting upright.

hahahah, my dreams are always x-rated. mwhahahahahah...erm yeahhh

The bird i nailed last night said this morning upon my waking that i had major nightmares coz i was sleep stressing apparently.

Fuck knows what that means, don't think i had a nightmare.

This thread is the most incredible thread ever conceived, some of the posts are just legendary. I've just been laughing for ten minutes.

Also, when I was younger I would have horrific nightmares. The nightmare was the whole size/space issue that people were talking about a few pages back.
It would start with an object the size of a pebble that would also be the same size as a planet, it was this disturbing sense of impossibility about the whole thing that scared me as a kid.

Reading HP Lovecraft, it sounds an awful lot like something he would describe really well.

I had a nightmare last night that Heretic became famous and for some reason Martin was on the cover of Cosmopolitan.

It was fucking horrible.

I had a dream where a real life Mr Burns was at the head of a table we were at, there were like... 10 of us, didn't know the other people. Anyway, for his christmas present he made us all take those silver things off our plates to reveal noodles shaped like a noose. Whoever's noodles did not break when lightly tugged had to hang himself for the Mr Burns like guys amusement. Anyway, everyone's noodles were soggy apart from mine, which had a tough bit of uncooked, so I broke it anyway, and one of the other guys (who was that dick who plays McLovin) fumbled trying to break it and had his noodles in a big ball and was lifting it by one strand unable to break it.

I was supposed to have lost, but fuck off was I killing myself. I felt a bit bad that i'd pretty much killed someone else, so I was gonna try and make the guy not off himself just cos some weird guy wanted him to. I dunno if I was successful, woke up.

Mine usually involve lovely ladies. I cant remember last nights dream.

Worst/scariest dream i had was when i was 8. I was in my old bedroom with my mum and she was brushing my hair and there was this gust of wind blowing through the window which was about 6 foot tall for some reason. Anyway i put my bed's duvet over my head and when i took it off the real life Skeletor from the master of the universe film appeared saying that all the children were mean to him and he needed a face, he grabbed my mum and flew out the window then i woke up... its one of those nightmares that seemed so real and has stuck with me for 12 years haha

I had a dream we were watching Evile somewhere (controversial) and they started a song and just as they were about to go into it properly, all the sound cut off and everything and they started shouting at the crowd. This happened twice, and then some big doors opened and it was the icy level from Gears of War 2.

That's it. Dunno if Evile perished.