describe any fucked up dreams youve ever had.

some of mine are 1;drowning in maggots

2;at the age of about 4or 5 i had a recurring dream that Bully from bullseye lived under my stairs.when i walked up them,right at the top he would burst halfway out and try to grab me.i was terrified of going upstairs in general/during the day as a result of this.

note;bully was in 3d and realistic and could talk so its even scarier!

It wasn't particularly scary, but a strange recurring dream I had for several years at a young age was sort of scrabbling around in a mass of fibres or strings, like being in a huge carpet - there were knots everywhere, and I kept trying to untie them.

When I finally found one that untied, all the other fibres would drop away and there would just be the two ends that I had managed to untie from each other, surrounded by vast openess, and high above there was a female head (with no body) which sort of sighed or said something unmemorable, and then I would wake up.

I guess the theme was essentially anxious claustrophobia (though I've never been particularly claustrophobic) contrasted with peaceful open space.

Bizarre.

James wrote:It wasn't particularly scary, but a strange recurring dream I had for several years at a young age was sort of scrabbling around in a mass of fibres or strings, like being in a huge carpet - there were knots everywhere, and I kept trying to untie them.

When I finally found one that untied, all the other fibres would drop away and there would just be the two ends that I had managed to untie from each other, surrounded by vast openess, and high above there was a female head (with no body) which sort of sighed or said something unmemorable, and then I would wake up.

I guess the theme was essentially anxious claustrophobia (though I've never been particularly claustrophobic) contrasted with peaceful open space.

Bizarre.

i think it means you are gay...

Had the same one then?

I've dreamed that Cynic's going to play at the local dump without a venue.
It was weird, because the Band kept moving everywhere around and the crowd had to follow.
I also owed there a chick some money for the tickets.
There actually was no music I guess.


And all that was before I saw 'em live.

I used to and still do have dreams/weird tired visualisations where the size of everything goes all weird really quickly, like I'll be imagining/looking at something and then in the space of about a second it transforms into the extremes of each size/shapes....really hard to explain. Something will be really wide then just massive and then really tiny... I can't really explain it without sounding like a spacker

I always used to have great dreams, but I never seem to remeber them now.

I used to have a recurring one where I was atop a stormy mountain with the adams family making ice-cream that always ended with lurch throwing me off the side. Never hit the floor though.

One of my all time faves was when I turned into a lego man and have to run and drive around the house looking for a pair of golden pants. I found them in the end. They were all big and floaty and shiney. Great times.

My best 'fucked up' dream was one I had when I was about five/six. I lived in the most populated area of Tattooine, and Plok ( http://pressthebuttons.typepad.com/phot ... d/plok.jpg ) was the king. One day I skived school and snooted round the kings palace. The palace was basically a massive throne that overlooked the city, and Plok used to sit on it all day with a couple guards. Plok was huge, like, big enough to look over a fucking city big. I over heard him talking to his guards about his plan to turn the entire city black and white.

I couldn't believe it, and rushed to the Wizard straight away. He lived in what can only be described as a sandstone version of Saurons tower. I told him the crack and luckily for us, he had just learned the anti-make everything black and white spell. How fortunate. While making the spell, he says "That's not right" and it explodes. Afterwards he just stands there, and says nothing. I talk, but he just doesn't reply.

Apart from that, nothing seemed to have changed, so I went home to find my parents packing. I asked what they were doing and they replied 'Just going away for a while'. They wouldn't say anything else except 'Don't worry, we're just going away'. 'Of course we'll be back' etc etc. They left the house and started swinging over gaps in the floor like Tarzan (a level I couldn't complete on Plok). They could swing faster than me so I watched my parents disapear knowing they weren't coming back. Still shouting 'Where are you going?!' while crying my face off. I just got the same reply as they vanished, fading into black and white. That bastard wizard did the 'Make everyoen dislike Levi spell'.


Plok was my favourite game as a child.


My worst nightmare I ever had was a recurring one I had from about 10 - 15 years of age. The dream was nothing more than me lying in bed, looking across my pitch black room at the even more pitch black silhouette of an alien. And it starring back at me. I couldn't look away, blink, anything. And the dream lasted hours. I'd wake up covered in a cold sweat.

I seem to have some really weird dreams all the time, it's all fun when you wake up but at the time it can be really freaky.

Lately I've been having dreams that my house is infested with all kinds of weird bugs which scares the shit out of me.

Last week I had a dream where I was told I had some sort of terminal illness, and that I only had a week and a half to live, the scary thing about this one was it seemed so real, I even remember at one point in the dream I was thinking ''I think this might be a dream, but I'm not sure''

I have that dream I think every person with long hair gets, the one where you foolishly cut off all of your hair, then you wake and realise it's all still there.

Also I've had a few sex dreams about some of my female friends before, which I find really, really weird.

Spencer wrote:I have that dream I think every person with long hair gets, the one where you foolishly cut off all of your hair, then you wake and realise it's all still there.

The worst of all!!!

Spencer wrote: Lately I've been having dreams that my house is infested with all kinds of weird bugs which scares the shit out of me.

This is also one of the scariest dreams I've ever had. In the dream, I went downstairs and the lounge was full of loads of bugs. But the worst thing was, there was a giant snail WITH HUMAN EYES behind the sofa. Brrrrr.

I used to have a lot of dreams about losing things - mainly my clothes or keys or something - all of which i'm sure are to do with insecurity. I also used to be shit scared of the dead woman from Beetlejuice. I still sleep in the attic when I'm at home, and when I was a kid, I always used to be scared that she was coming upstairs with her freaky dead face in her wedding dress. Brr again. I also used to have the same dream when I was about to get up and puke my guts out, usually me trying to escape from a crocodile in a zoo, and then I'd wake up and puke up when it got me. Weird.

Nowadays, it's mainly dreaming about things that are going to happen the next day, but nothing bizarre happens at all. Very dull. Very rarely get sexy or bizarre dreams now. Which sucks.

Every couple of months I'll dream that my teeth are falling out.

Bangover wrote:I used to and still do have dreams/weird tired visualisations where the size of everything goes all weird really quickly, like I'll be imagining/looking at something and then in the space of about a second it transforms into the extremes of each size/shapes....really hard to explain. Something will be really wide then just massive and then really tiny... I can't really explain it without sounding like a spacker

I'd advise you to give up the drugs.

One of the most disappointing dreams was when, aged about 4 or 5, I dreamt there was a sweet under my pillow, and woke up to find that there wasn't.

terrorizer wrote:

Bangover wrote:I used to and still do have dreams/weird tired visualisations where the size of everything goes all weird really quickly, like I'll be imagining/looking at something and then in the space of about a second it transforms into the extremes of each size/shapes....really hard to explain. Something will be really wide then just massive and then really tiny... I can't really explain it without sounding like a spacker

I'd advise you to give up the drugs.

nothing to do with drugs, been happening to me since I was a youngun