Jade Goody dies.

by **Metal Iain** on Mon Feb 23, 2009 1:55 pm

I think the reason Jade is getting so much coverage now is pretty much to satisfy people's curiosity. Not many people will have the last five years of their life, including their undignified death, on film and in various crap magazines. It's an extension of Big Brother but way more interesting because an annoying person's anus is being eaten by cancer.

by **jonny_boy34** on Mon Feb 23, 2009 9:01 pm

People don't really care though, that's the silly thing. They let the press think for them. If all of a sudden all coverage of Jade was stopped, no one would bat an eyelid, they'd just move on to the next sensational freak show that the press shows them. When Jade dies, there'll be a couple of stupid Facebook groups, a few people will go "oh no her children!" and a few days afterwards, everyone will have forgotten she ever existed. Most people just think what the media tell them to think, and I'm sure most people on here probably agree with that and have encountered such people in their lives.

To quote Mr Alan Partridge, "I just hate... the general public."

by **thrashduck** on Mon Feb 23, 2009 9:38 pm

Hopefully her death will destroy the entire "celebrity culture", but y'know.. it won't, so.. that's a shame.

by **H.O.D. Feemo** on Mon Feb 23, 2009 9:50 pm

What it might do is get all the press agents to tell their clients to die for popularity.

Win win.

by **Steve** on Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:14 pm

H.O.D. Feemo wrote:What it might do is get all the press agents to tell their clients to die for popularity.

Win win.

Bad idea, look what it did to Kurt Cobain! :roll:

by **James** on Tue Feb 24, 2009 7:40 pm

Lame Jade headline of the day: Jade: "I'm ready for Heaven now". If that's where she's heading we're all safe!

by **thrash metal maniac** on Tue Feb 24, 2009 7:41 pm

C'mon, even if it did exist... Jade Goody... heaven??

by **James** on Tue Feb 24, 2009 7:41 pm

Saint Jade of Essex.

by **GoreBastard** on Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:55 am

meluaz wrote:why cant they just cut off the lower half of her body?

Haha, I laughed alot when I read that!

zykloned wrote:Because then we'd still have to see her face.

Hahahaa

by **Creeping Dan** on Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:56 am

This Max guy in an interview was saying how good it is for him to make money.

by **origamikid** on Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:57 am

James wrote:Lame Jade headline of the day: Jade: "I'm ready for Heaven now". If that's where she's heading we're all safe!

well thank god metal is probs sending me to hell!!

by **Dian Wei** on Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:33 am

That's all counting on it all not being a load of bollocks, which it more than likely is. But who knows.

Anyway yes, as horrible as Jade Goody is and the greater evil that she is a figure head for she is still a human being who is supposedly on death's door.

Whilst she is not really treating her own death with any dignity there is still hope she will realise that it's far better for her to shut up and spend what time she has left with her children and securing their future from all the vultures that will be picking her bones.

Who knows maybe she'll do a Manning and narrate her own funeral, or film a load of stock footage for adverts so she'll never be off the telly.

by **origamikid** on Wed Mar 04, 2009 3:28 pm

Hahahahahahahaha

her scumbag husband is going to be put back in jail ahahahaha i almost set the newsagent on fire in anger when i read he was getting his tag taken off even though he had shit loads of time with it on left.

i got odd looks in WH smiths when i saw it ,,,,but it was worth it, im sick of her being on the front page of every paper, especially when like 6 people got gunned down from a cricket team ...that was front page indipendant and i think others should have followed suit, takes the piss now with her

by **Creeping Dan** on Wed Mar 04, 2009 4:11 pm

I made an awkward statement in college. Our tutor was pissed off at the papers about it and her because there was a headline called "My Last Week". And he said "how does she know that its her last week?". I said that "alls we can do is hope", and it took a few awkward seconds for anybody to laugh. I dont see why anybody held back. I hate the bitch and i hope she fucks off and dies now.

by **Shugmaster** on Wed Mar 04, 2009 4:15 pm

What we need is a national cull of people who read tabloid newspapers, watch "celebrity" based tv and read "celebrity" magazines. What has become of our once proud nation!!! I just can't stand watching tv these days due to the obsession with "celebrity" shite.

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