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Funny moments in Thrash??

Postby thrash metal maniac on Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:30 pm

Since the 'over rated albums thread' has been overrun by all this talk of Slayer and their immensity and hilariousness, I got inspired to make this thread!!!

My fave funny parts of any Slayer are:

The scream from before the solo in Metal Storm - that was the first Slayer song I listened to properly, but that scream always made me laugh. lots. still does if im being honest :P

The really fast vocals before the first chorus in Hell Awaits is brilliant, try and sing along!!! and the really fast bit in Piece by Piece when Tom sings:
"You have no choice of life or death
My face you will not see
I'll rip your flesh 'till there's no breath
Dismembered destiny"

and all of Necrophobic- its just so silly!!!!

Early Destruction (Sentance... and Infernal...) is fucking funny, the lyrics, the recording (the drums!) and the vocals are all great but truly laughable!

What thrash makes you laugh (or chuckle, at least) the most??
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Postby Steve on Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:47 pm

Early Sodom and Kreator band shoots, they give me the lulz!
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Postby terrorizer on Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:55 pm

Rager. :lol:
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Postby terrorizer on Sun Nov 18, 2007 7:56 pm

The elongated cock on the original pressings of Hellhammer's "Apocalyptic Raids".
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Postby thrashduck on Sun Nov 18, 2007 8:02 pm

The overuse of Arnie quotes.
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Re: Funny moments in Thrash??

Postby jonny_boy34 on Sun Nov 18, 2007 8:09 pm

thrash metal maniac wrote:and all of Necrophobic- its just so silly!!!!


Yes! Finally, someone else apart from Stu who understands the hilarity of Slayer, and Reign In Blood in particular. I mentioned it in the other thread, but i'll say it here too - Jesus Saves. Bloody hilarious. JESUS SAVES! Aehjdfhksdlfsjkdfhladsjkfhaluirfhalsidvaljvldfjhaskhgdhsgdsawaaaaaaay!
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Postby terrorizer on Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:13 pm

Tom Angelripper's haircut on In The Sign Of Evil.
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Postby Steve on Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:15 pm

terrorizer wrote:Tom Angelripper's haircut on In The Sign Of Evil.


I want a bigger picture of it, just so I can point and laugh :lol:
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Postby thrashduck on Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:17 pm

Tankard pre-zombie attack band pictures.... BLOODY HILARIOUS.
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Postby thrash metal maniac on Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:22 pm

the bit on the 'Bay Area Thrashers' 'tallica bootleg when Mustaine shouts 'Make some fuckin noi'
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Postby jonny_boy34 on Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:27 pm

Donald Antonis actually probably makes me laugh more than anything that's ever happened in thrash.
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Postby thrashduck on Sun Nov 18, 2007 9:36 pm

Lars Ulrich's voice on any of the voice bits Metallica used to do, like the laughs at the end of master of puppets.
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Postby terrorizer on Sun Nov 18, 2007 11:11 pm

Venom's thanks list on the Possessed album. Something like "Venom would like to thank nobody. Piss off!"
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Postby boovidge on Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:28 am

im stretching the definition of thrash but:

Dave Mustaine saying 'im a dirty paedo' on the song 'High Speed Dirt'
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Postby Haraal Idmer on Mon Nov 19, 2007 1:36 am

Crossover S.O.D and early M.O.D's lyrics. Not sure if you'd consider 'em as thrash though. Was it Milano that mostly wrote those lyrics?
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