jonny_boy34 wrote:I had my first enjoyment when I was 10. Before I started to produce man fluids, so it was nice and with no mess to clean up afterwards. Marvellous.

Ahh yes, I remember the no mess days, they really were very nice. Now it's annoying as fuck when it builds up for a few days and becomes so powerful it usually ends up on your chest, dangerously close to the face.

Masturbation is great.

What a tangent!

[quote="Spencer] Ahh yes, I remember the no mess days, they really were very nice. Now it's annoying as fuck when it builds up for a few days and becomes so powerful it usually ends up on your chest, dangerously close to the face.Masturbation is great.[/quote]


the trick is to try and shoot it all into your belly button.NOTE:this only works if you have an "innie" not an outie.also you have to be laying in the bath in the first place.
you can then scoop it all out in one gunky load and carefully discard it down the plug hole.NOTE:use your non wanking hand to pull the plug out.
keep your fingers together when transporting the load from the belly to the plug hole.theres nothing worse than stray blobs dropping in the water and reforming(like the t-1000)among your leghairs only to be discovered when drying yourself.
these lumps are then a bastard to get off as they are in a more glue like consistency,thus making you lose a clump of leg hair.ouch!!

Rik, that is the worst thing anyone has ever described. Ever.

Oh god.....................................

Cowert Si wrote:Worst thing is... I understand where he's coming from...

haha,where im "coming" from

Stop lowering the tone.

Cowert Si wrote:Yeah, Your face.
Cos there's a penis on it.

what?,like Gonzo off the muppets or something?

if i had a penis on my face id be able to eat and shag pussy at the same time.a girls dream "come" true

radioactive rik wrote:a girls dream "come" true

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

radioactive rik wrote:theres nothing worse than stray blobs dropping in the water and reforming(like the t-1000)

Hahaha, amazing. True though, wanking in the bath is a pleasant experience indeed, but afterwards it's a terrible shame when you see the bits floating about in the water and realise you're soaking in it.

Right, that's it. Rik, you're completely fucked up. Shitting hell.. get help.

Lev wrote:Right, that's it. Rik, you're completely fucked up. Shitting hell.. get help.

haha Lev is from CUMbria hahaha

Fucking weirdo.

Lev wrote:Fucking weirdo.

cum dweller

That was one of the most horrible reads ever.