Is that a footballer's joke? I don't get it.

Ha ha, I can basically imagine you tucking your shirts into your shorts and pulling your shorts right up to your armpits and running back and forth with a brightly coloured flag in your hand!

Haha, I can imagine that too actually.

Hahaha, that is quite hilarious actually.

zykloned wrote:Go on Jon, be the ref!! You'd be great!

You look a bit like a linesman to be fair.. :p

i.e. you look like a cunt.

Ok, there's a difference between making banter and just being plain harsh.

It's not banter...

Just realised Heretic aren't on the bill, so they wouldn't be down to get a trouncing at Five-a-Side anyway.

Had we been booked, we'd have been glad to rape everyone at 5 a-side. We'd do it with 4 players too (nobody is good enough - not even as a stand in - for Heretic F.C.)

AmsterDamnas FC are the best.

Shit team, no fans.

Negative.

My CPU is a neuronet processor.

A learning computer.

James wrote:Maybe we should do the Five-a-Side the day before this somehow, while everyone is vaguely free and in the area?

Let's be honest, Deceptor will kick the arse of anyone who dares take us on...

Right can I be on a London team, cause I want to destroy Billy

We'll take you Pove!