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(Assuming this Works) Man sells Cheating Wife on Ebay

Postby STD_Caps on Tue May 20, 2008 8:58 pm

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I hope this works. If not can someone tell me how the fuck to put pictures on here. Someone sent me this today and I thought it was pretty funny.
"And what about the churches and all their wealth
There's an unseen fortune under their belts
Are golden temples a symbol of God's way
This horde of wealth is a sickening display"
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Re: (Assuming this Works) Man sells Cheating Wife on Ebay

Postby Immortalicide on Tue May 20, 2008 9:17 pm

thats funny as fuck. wonder if its actually true. the seller is registered in spain tho
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Re: (Assuming this Works) Man sells Cheating Wife on Ebay

Postby Dian Wei on Tue May 20, 2008 9:20 pm

It was in Metro, it must be true.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

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Re: (Assuming this Works) Man sells Cheating Wife on Ebay

Postby thrashduck on Tue May 20, 2008 9:24 pm

LoL!

Funny.

The Metro source ALL their content from the internet. FACT.
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Re: (Assuming this Works) Man sells Cheating Wife on Ebay

Postby Dian Wei on Tue May 20, 2008 9:31 pm

i make all my opinons based on Metro, The Daily Mail and the Jeremy Kyle Show.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

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Re: (Assuming this Works) Man sells Cheating Wife on Ebay

Postby thrashduck on Tue May 20, 2008 9:38 pm

Dian Wei wrote:i make all my opinons based on Metro, The Daily Mail and the Jeremy Kyle Show.


Quality opinions.

In fact, I think I'll just go and read Simon Heffer.. on the veranda.. cheers...*hic*
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Re: (Assuming this Works) Man sells Cheating Wife on Ebay

Postby Lev on Tue May 20, 2008 10:13 pm

She went for £500,100.
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Re: (Assuming this Works) Man sells Cheating Wife on Ebay

Postby Metal Iain on Wed May 21, 2008 12:25 pm

What a slut.
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Re: (Assuming this Works) Man sells Cheating Wife on Ebay

Postby Styxx on Thu May 29, 2008 1:58 am

Dian Wei wrote:i make all my opinons based on Metro, The Daily Mail and the Jeremy Kyle Show.


Jeremy Kyle is WAY too involved with other people's lives. And everything ends in a DNA test! It's like:

Degenerate #1: "Well she called me a bitch"
Degenerate #2: "No I didn't!"
Degenerate #1: "Yes you did"
Jeremy: "Ok, let's have a DNA test to find out if she called you a bitch!"
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Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
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Re: (Assuming this Works) Man sells Cheating Wife on Ebay

Postby Bangover on Fri May 30, 2008 12:07 pm

There was a Jeremy Kyle this morning about a family who were disputing who stole some hair straighteners.....
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Re: (Assuming this Works) Man sells Cheating Wife on Ebay

Postby Spencer on Fri May 30, 2008 12:38 pm

Bangover wrote:There was a Jeremy Kyle this morning about a family who were disputing who stole some hair straighteners.....


Haha I saw that. It was awful, just awful.
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Re: (Assuming this Works) Man sells Cheating Wife on Ebay

Postby Lev on Fri May 30, 2008 12:48 pm

I saw one and it was like

"Then she punched my child"
"Yeah well he dealed crack for a year"
"So he threatened to stab this guy"
"Her friends stole £200"


And all I could think was, how the fuck do these people think this show is real? - They're all POLICE ISSUES. Not fucking Jeremy twating Kyle.
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Re: (Assuming this Works) Man sells Cheating Wife on Ebay

Postby Styxx on Fri May 30, 2008 2:08 pm

They're all redneck issues
I'm going to
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
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Re: (Assuming this Works) Man sells Cheating Wife on Ebay

Postby thrash metal maniac on Fri May 30, 2008 6:46 pm

They're all fucking idiots who deserve a nice place in banishment island

Banishment island is gonna be next to penal-colony island when I'm the prime king minister lord
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Re: (Assuming this Works) Man sells Cheating Wife on Ebay

Postby thrashduck on Fri May 30, 2008 6:52 pm

thrash metal maniac wrote:Banishment island is gonna be next to penal-colony island when I'm the prime king minister lord


It's not a sexual day...
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