(Assuming this Works) Man sells Cheating Wife on Ebay
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(Assuming this Works) Man sells Cheating Wife on Ebay
I hope this works. If not can someone tell me how the fuck to put pictures on here. Someone sent me this today and I thought it was pretty funny.
"And what about the churches and all their wealth
There's an unseen fortune under their belts
Are golden temples a symbol of God's way
This horde of wealth is a sickening display"
There's an unseen fortune under their belts
Are golden temples a symbol of God's way
This horde of wealth is a sickening display"
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Re: (Assuming this Works) Man sells Cheating Wife on Ebay
thats funny as fuck. wonder if its actually true. the seller is registered in spain tho

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Re: (Assuming this Works) Man sells Cheating Wife on Ebay
It was in Metro, it must be true.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
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Re: (Assuming this Works) Man sells Cheating Wife on Ebay
LoL!
Funny.
The Metro source ALL their content from the internet. FACT.
Funny.
The Metro source ALL their content from the internet. FACT.
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Re: (Assuming this Works) Man sells Cheating Wife on Ebay
i make all my opinons based on Metro, The Daily Mail and the Jeremy Kyle Show.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...

Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...

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Re: (Assuming this Works) Man sells Cheating Wife on Ebay
Dian Wei wrote:i make all my opinons based on Metro, The Daily Mail and the Jeremy Kyle Show.
Quality opinions.
In fact, I think I'll just go and read Simon Heffer.. on the veranda.. cheers...*hic*
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- thrashduck
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Re: (Assuming this Works) Man sells Cheating Wife on Ebay
She went for £500,100.
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Re: (Assuming this Works) Man sells Cheating Wife on Ebay
Dian Wei wrote:i make all my opinons based on Metro, The Daily Mail and the Jeremy Kyle Show.
Jeremy Kyle is WAY too involved with other people's lives. And everything ends in a DNA test! It's like:
Degenerate #1: "Well she called me a bitch"
Degenerate #2: "No I didn't!"
Degenerate #1: "Yes you did"
Jeremy: "Ok, let's have a DNA test to find out if she called you a bitch!"
I'm going to
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
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Re: (Assuming this Works) Man sells Cheating Wife on Ebay
There was a Jeremy Kyle this morning about a family who were disputing who stole some hair straighteners.....

zurabmelua wrote:heretic are absolutely shit!!!

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Re: (Assuming this Works) Man sells Cheating Wife on Ebay
Bangover wrote:There was a Jeremy Kyle this morning about a family who were disputing who stole some hair straighteners.....
Haha I saw that. It was awful, just awful.
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Re: (Assuming this Works) Man sells Cheating Wife on Ebay
I saw one and it was like
"Then she punched my child"
"Yeah well he dealed crack for a year"
"So he threatened to stab this guy"
"Her friends stole £200"
And all I could think was, how the fuck do these people think this show is real? - They're all POLICE ISSUES. Not fucking Jeremy twating Kyle.
"Then she punched my child"
"Yeah well he dealed crack for a year"
"So he threatened to stab this guy"
"Her friends stole £200"
And all I could think was, how the fuck do these people think this show is real? - They're all POLICE ISSUES. Not fucking Jeremy twating Kyle.
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Re: (Assuming this Works) Man sells Cheating Wife on Ebay
They're all redneck issues
I'm going to
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
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Re: (Assuming this Works) Man sells Cheating Wife on Ebay
They're all fucking idiots who deserve a nice place in banishment island
Banishment island is gonna be next to penal-colony island when I'm the prime king minister lord
Banishment island is gonna be next to penal-colony island when I'm the prime king minister lord
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Re: (Assuming this Works) Man sells Cheating Wife on Ebay
thrash metal maniac wrote:Banishment island is gonna be next to penal-colony island when I'm the prime king minister lord
It's not a sexual day...
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