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Re: Guys...

Postby Metal Iain on Sun Aug 10, 2008 2:40 pm

Did he actually part with 850 monopoly?
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Re: Guys...

Postby Lev on Sun Aug 10, 2008 2:42 pm

He spent €800 on a hand job in Germany during his trip to Wacken Festival.
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Re: Guys...

Postby Metal Iain on Sun Aug 10, 2008 2:43 pm

So, £400-ish?

What a tit.
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Re: Guys...

Postby Lev on Sun Aug 10, 2008 2:48 pm

More like...£650.
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Re: Guys...

Postby Metal Iain on Sun Aug 10, 2008 2:51 pm

That is beyond comprehension. Seriously, I hope you gave him a hard time about it if he told you whilst you were out there.
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Re: Guys...

Postby Lev on Sun Aug 10, 2008 2:53 pm

He didn't. Thus all the piss taking now.
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Re: Guys...

Postby Metal Iain on Sun Aug 10, 2008 3:01 pm

Do you know where he lives? I think you should post dog shit through his letter box.
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Re: Guys...

Postby Lev on Sun Aug 10, 2008 3:02 pm

I'd rather just bully him on here.
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Re: Guys...

Postby thrashduck on Sun Aug 10, 2008 3:04 pm

I wonder if he's had any tricky situations yet...

"Hey Steve, wanna do XYZ, and bob's your uncle?"
"No. Spent all my money on shit handjob, f'banter..."
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Re: Guys...

Postby Immortalicide on Sun Aug 10, 2008 3:19 pm

For £650 you could have had one of these overnight you plonker !!!!!!
http://www.stanstedescorts.co.uk/stansted_escorts.html
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Re: Guys...

Postby Metal Iain on Sun Aug 10, 2008 3:23 pm

Exactly.

As shown above, my knowledge of exchange rates is gant but I'm sure he knew that he was handing over way too much at the time.
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Re: Guys...

Postby James on Sun Aug 10, 2008 3:24 pm

Immortalicide wrote:For £650 you could have had one of these overnight you plonker !!!!!!
http://www.stanstedescorts.co.uk/stansted_escorts.html


Hahaha, oh man, total fail!
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Re: Guys...

Postby thrashduck on Sun Aug 10, 2008 3:26 pm

And that's for the ones that don't even have faces....so..
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Re: Guys...

Postby James on Sun Aug 10, 2008 3:28 pm

:lol: good one
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Re: Guys...

Postby Metal Iain on Sun Aug 10, 2008 3:29 pm

To be honest, he could have flown to Estonia and back to empty his balls for less than £650.

I'm sure it's something he'll want in his obituary:

A man who once paid £650 for a crap hand job at a German Metal Festival...
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