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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby Metal Iain on Mon Jun 02, 2008 2:25 pm

James wrote:I only have a 2 inch abdominal scar from a removed appendix - totally fitting for my wuss rollercoaster reputation I think.


Mine looks like this except I had the fortune of having it stitched rather stapled. It looks less like a promo poster for Jaws than that guys and mine is eight and half years-old now so it's faded. It was fucking revolting when I first saw it. Dry blood really doesn't smell nice in vast quantities.
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby Lev on Mon Jun 02, 2008 2:27 pm

I bet you go round bars "Yeah, luckily I stabbed the shark in the eye with a knife that was hidden in my beautiful hair. It was a close one ladies, you're lucky I'm still here"

Then they spit on your shoes.
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby Metal Iain on Mon Jun 02, 2008 2:32 pm

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:I bet you go round bars "Yeah, luckily I stabbed the shark in the eye with a knife that was hidden in my beautiful hair. It was a close one ladies, you're lucky I'm still here"

Then they spit on your shoes.


Nah, girls are always 'genuinely interested' in how I really got it, though people never know whether or not to dismiss the subject or tip-toe around it. I used to unveil the scar all the time at parties and what not but not so much now because I don't want people to see my fat-fucker belly. I got it out most recently at an RAF black-tie function that I got invited to and all these fit medical students were all asking me questions. I had to take part in medical trials too and more fit medical students were asking to examine the scar. I would say I wish I had scarred balls too, but that just seems wrong.
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby GoreBastard on Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:18 pm

James wrote:I only have a 2 inch abdominal scar from a removed appendix - totally fitting for my wuss rollercoaster reputation I think.


I've got one of those aswell.
I've got one on my finger for running with an empty glass, falling over, then slicing my finger open. a big chunk of skin was hanging off my finger, it was fucking horrible!
I've got a chunk missing from my thumb because I tried cutting an orange in half in 1 swing but forgot to move my hand...
I've got one on the inside of my lip from falling off my bike.
I've got a couple of small ones on my arm from falling asleep drunk with a combat knife in my bed!
What a dick.
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby Lev on Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:30 pm

GoreBastard: Clumsy Cunt
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby GoreBastard on Mon Jun 02, 2008 4:46 pm

True, true.
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby caspio on Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:05 pm

Cumsy Clunt.
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby Andy Slazbian on Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:48 am

4 and a half years hair growth, I'm not stopping for anyone.
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby Creeping Dan on Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:15 am

How about a decent payed job?
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby MartinC on Mon Jun 23, 2008 1:54 pm

NO MAN!! HE'S GONNA KEEP ROCKING FOREVER!!111


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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby zykloned on Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:08 pm

Creeping Dan wrote:How about a decent payed job?


If your qualifications / credentials are good enough, the length of your hair won't have anything to do with it.
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby James on Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:24 pm

It depends what the job is!
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby Lev on Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:28 pm

Only football players can get away with long hair.
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby Bangover on Mon Jun 23, 2008 4:06 pm

You got a job with a rat tail so.....
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby Lev on Mon Jun 23, 2008 4:11 pm

I'm a footballer...
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