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Re: Leisrue

Postby James on Sat May 31, 2008 11:48 pm

Knowing Iain he'd probably diss him anyway just to ruffle feathers.
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Re: Leisrue

Postby Metal Iain on Sat May 31, 2008 11:50 pm

Short stories?!

Pah!

Did he do what most people did when they were forced to write short stories for Standard Grade (GCSE) English and plagiarise the plot of Independence Day? It does say on Wikipedia that he was into Science Fiction, so it's quite possible that he would have done had Independence Day been made earlier.
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Re: Leisrue

Postby Metal Iain on Sat May 31, 2008 11:51 pm

James wrote:Knowing Iain he'd probably diss him anyway just to ruffle feathers.


A'll ruffle yer maw's cunt if ye d'ae shut it!
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Re: Leisrue

Postby James on Sat May 31, 2008 11:55 pm

Artistry!
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Re: Leisrue

Postby Metal Iain on Sat May 31, 2008 11:59 pm

There's just something funny about the word 'ruffle' that made me think it.
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Re: Leisrue

Postby MartinC on Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:25 am

A good vulgarism that I heard one of my friend's remark tonight was 'motorboating'. Anyone heard that before? It had me in stitches.
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Re: Leisrue

Postby Lev on Sun Jun 01, 2008 10:49 am

Motorboating is long many olds.
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Re: Leisrue

Postby Metal Iain on Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:44 pm

MartinC wrote:A good vulgarism that I heard one of my friend's remark tonight was 'motorboating'. Anyone heard that before? It had me in stitches.


Sticking your face into a pair of titties and going crazy, i.e. making a loud humming sound whilst moving your head from left to right and back as fast as you can?
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Re: Leisrue

Postby James on Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:51 pm

Are any of you scumbags going to read it or what?
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Re: Leisrue

Postby MartinC on Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:51 pm

Yeah, but replace 'titties' with 'gape'.
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Re: Leisrue

Postby MartinC on Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:51 pm

James wrote:Are any of you scumbags going to read it or what?


No!!!1
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Re: Leisrue

Postby Metal Iain on Sun Jun 01, 2008 12:58 pm

MartinC wrote:Yeah, but replace 'titties' with 'gape'.


It's not as good as the old Bobby Tache, though.
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Re: Leisrue

Postby MartinC on Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:02 pm

Not heard that one...
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Re: Leisrue

Postby Metal Iain on Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:30 pm

If you get off with a bird after a night out and, for one reason or another, wake up before she does you put your knob on her top lip and take a picture with your phone to show all your friends at a later date.
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Re: Leisrue

Postby Raging Paul on Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:59 pm

I read it James, i thought it was excellent. Thanks. Ive finished my exams now too, no more exams ever!
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