Paul Ronald Griffiths

Wheres all the other old man middle names?

STD_Caps wrote:When I was younger and my milk teeth fell out I was known as 'Gappy Cappy' and then the piss-taking started:

Nappy Cappy
Knee/Gun/Bottle Caps
Craps
Piss Craps

Most people call me Aki, short for Atkinson so I got Aki the Paki at primary school.

The most inventive mockeries people have come up with for mine are Ashtray and Gashbey.

Benjamin William Richard Howell

or..

Ben Willy Dick Howell

yep, that's about it.

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Bangover wrote:Benjamin William Richard Howell

or..

Ben Willy Dick Howell

yep, that's about it.

Haha, Willy Dick!

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You shall now be known as Roman, since I almost read your middle name as Abramovich.

Everyone used to mock the fact that I supported Bolton Wanderers, even though I didn't. And then when Bo Selecta came out, it'd be that Vernon Kay parody... or occasionally I was called "Bolts" which I didn't mind.

My name means "small", so y'know..

Craig Neal Jenkins.
Yes, neal spelt the scottish way as my grandmother was scottish. My dad was a G.I. baby, and when my grandma actually did marry, she married a welshman called Ray Jenkins who adopted my dad. Before she was married, her name was Grace Boggin Dufdick, and i swear that is not made up. I am so glad i am not now a dufdick !!!! My dads biological fathers name was Paul Chevanesky, but that is about the lot that we know about him, we dont even know the correct spelling!!!!!

As for nicknames, i was called "Neil" at school by quite a few due to me having long hair like neil from the young ones, so also i got called a hippy and jesus too, especially when i started growing a sort of beard. I have also been called chewy, wookie and captain craigman due to me having a lot of facial hair and long hair too.

Joseph Charles Brown

The most interesting thing about my name is that my initials are J.C.B. and there's that clothes company called Joe Brown

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Robert Edward Philpotts.

Now that's class.

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David Israel Parsons,

No real stories, I never used my middle name when I was younger so no mockery there. I did have the nickname DIP for a few years as it's my initials and I got some funny cards from schoolmates with Die In Peace on them when I was hospital for a broken femur.

David Wayne Green.
Never liked the Wayne bit to be honest,but I've had a long time to get used to it.
Best middle name of course belongs to James Tiberius Kirk.