The April Fool was a good one this year guys It got our very own Martin, just have a read:

Oh my Lord I can't takes no more says:
oi
Oh my Lord I can't takes no more says:
what the fuck's happened to UK thrash
Viking - As sure as hell's my final fate, you'll all soon die or worse says:
yeah i know
Oh my Lord I can't takes no more says:
seriousl
Oh my Lord I can't takes no more says:
y
Viking - As sure as hell's my final fate, you'll all soon die or worse says:
gay ain't it
Oh my Lord I can't takes no more says:
I better not get any fuckin bother over this
Oh my Lord I can't takes no more says:
especially the "investigation into common assault"
Viking - As sure as hell's my final fate, you'll all soon die or worse says:
well, you were the victim, so i reckon you'd be ok
Oh my Lord I can't takes no more says:
there's a reason I didn't call the police on the night it happened
Oh my Lord I can't takes no more says:
coz I didn't want any fuckin aggro
Oh my Lord I can't takes no more says:
and as for the Maddi fund
Oh my Lord I can't takes no more says:
wtf?!
Oh my Lord I can't takes no more says:
possible prosecution?!
Viking - As sure as hell's my final fate, you'll all soon die or worse says:
don't you remember jamie's maddie porn?
Oh my Lord I can't takes no more says:
...oh shit
Oh my Lord I can't takes no more says:
yeah he did that didn't he
Viking - As sure as hell's my final fate, you'll all soon die or worse says:
yeah
Viking - As sure as hell's my final fate, you'll all soon die or worse says:
even pictures of james doing her
Oh my Lord I can't takes no more says:
god I'm paranoid now
Oh my Lord I can't takes no more says:
what if I've said something
Oh my Lord I can't takes no more says:
it's so fucking big brother-ish
Viking - As sure as hell's my final fate, you'll all soon die or worse says:
i know what you mean, i've called her parents murderers and stuff loads
Oh my Lord I can't takes no more says:
yeah I think I remember bringing up a news article about them making a film
Oh my Lord I can't takes no more says:
and being like "this is lame"
Viking - As sure as hell's my final fate, you'll all soon die or worse says:
but also martin
Viking - As sure as hell's my final fate, you'll all soon die or worse says:
consider what day this is...
Oh my Lord I can't takes no more says:
....
Viking - As sure as hell's my final fate, you'll all soon die or worse says:
april 1st
Oh my Lord I can't takes no more says:
....
Oh my Lord I can't takes no more says:
hahahahaha
Oh my Lord I can't takes no more says:
no way
Oh my Lord I can't takes no more says:
don't tell me I've been had
Viking - As sure as hell's my final fate, you'll all soon die or worse says:
oh you have martin
Oh my Lord I can't takes no more says:
FUCK
Oh my Lord I can't takes no more says:
oh man
Oh my Lord I can't takes no more says:
I can't believe it
Oh my Lord I can't takes no more says:
how did I not see what date it was
Viking - As sure as hell's my final fate, you'll all soon die or worse says:
hahaha, brilliant
Oh my Lord I can't takes no more says:
seriously, I'm not kidding
Oh my Lord I can't takes no more says:
I literally believed it
Oh my Lord I can't takes no more says:
and was genuinely worried
Oh my Lord I can't takes no more says:
haha

Haha, Jamie even had me a little bit worried last night, I didn't know what to think! Good lord, if only it was true, what great publicity the UK thrash scene would've been given!

HAHAHA

I looked at it, laughed then realised it was the 1st of April!!!

I know, the media could have latched on to the term 'hate cult'! We would be infamous.

hahahaha brilliant!

I fell for it for a few seconds, but then I also saw a video on myspace saying "Bin Laden Found Alive" then I just thought "i'm fucknig dumb"

Good stuff, didn't take me long to guess it was a hoax....anyone seen any other good april fools jokes yet?

It was so obvious it hurt. Too right off to notice?

The main reason I fell for it is I never know what day/date it is

God, I fell for it so bad. I came in pissed last night and read that at 4 AM and literally nearly shit myself. I am such a mong.

I got it so bad. I saw the page and phoned Jamie and was like "fuck man, your in trouble!"

Jamie was a genius and told me what date it was.

Damn, James and Craig are evil masterminds, I got so freaked out!

What a bunch of fucking tits.

Honestly, who does anything between the hours of 12 midnight and 12 noon?

Oh maaaaan, Martin fell for it more than I expected anyone to! I'm so glad you saved the convo Herzleid

"But also Martin..

..consider what day this is..."

Haha, I got a text from Jamie at around 2am but it was a congratulatory text rather than a cry for help. We also got a confused email from Terrorizer's own Ian W, followed a full 15 minutes later by another with his realisation of the date!!

In the words of Stewie Griffin, "worth it...totally worth it".

Herzeleid wrote:Viking - As sure as hell's my final fate, you'll all soon die or worse says:
don't you remember jamie's maddie porn?
Oh my Lord I can't takes no more says:
...oh shit
Oh my Lord I can't takes no more says:
yeah he did that didn't he
Viking - As sure as hell's my final fate, you'll all soon die or worse says:
yeah
Viking - As sure as hell's my final fate, you'll all soon die or worse says:
even pictures of james doing her

Yeah man, seriously, well done for that one. Very impressive.

I have to point out though that the pic was Maddie doing me!!