Limmericks

by **James** on Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:45 pm

Here's the start of one; someone finish it:

There once was a poser called Iain
Who hated all thrash European

by **Atom** on Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:49 pm

His vision then strayed
The more hair that he sprayed

Now banned is that poser called Iain

by **Dian Wei** on Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:51 pm

He'd sleep with men
and fuck wheatabix.

by **Bangover** on Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:54 pm

mainly glam and hair
he craved the kiss and wearing girls underwear

i tried

by **MartinC** on Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:57 pm

Atom wrote:He sprayed up his hair
and for thrash he'd no care

And his arsehole was covered in semen.

by **boovidge** on Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:20 pm

Dian Wei wrote:He'd sleep with men
and fuck wheatabix.

textbook

by **ThrashMetalLuci** on Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:08 am

thrash metal he did shun
for hairspray and LA Guns

and that's what happened to Iain

by **thrash metal maniac** on Thu Jun 21, 2007 3:42 pm

there once was a dude called jim
he forgot how to put his nob in...

by **Metalbrew Stu** on Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:04 pm

There once was a thread on topic,
So I thought I would stop it

Chicken or Lamb kebab?

by **Metal Iain** on Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:12 pm

There once was a thing called Thrash
And all who knew not that it was gash…

… are evidently still here listening to the same 3rd rate crap as per usual.

*goes back to listening to The Cult*

Nice to know I’m being missed enough to have a bunch of slack-jawed faggots paying tribute to me in limerick form though.

KISS rule… Gammacide suck!

Poseur has a U in it by the way James.

by **thrashduck** on Thu Jun 21, 2007 5:14 pm

Metalbrew Stu changed a topic so much,
He fell over a wall and ruined his crutch,
The people of the forum all did agree,
That Metalbrew Stu was a z-list celebrity.