Your Mum.....
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Re: Your Mum.....
by Spanner on Sun May 18, 2008 9:39 pm
Your mum...should've swallowed you.
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Re: Your Mum.....
by Dian Wei on Sun May 18, 2008 9:42 pm
Metal Iain wrote:How is this any different to what I was doing with the 'Yer maw's rat...' comments?
It's certainly much less funny.
Translated:
Why are you not paying attention to me? I am funny! Look at me, Look at MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
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Re: Your Mum.....
by Metal Iain on Sun May 18, 2008 9:44 pm
Dian Wei wrote:Metal Iain wrote:How is this any different to what I was doing with the 'Yer maw's rat...' comments?
It's certainly much less funny.
Translated:
Why are you not paying attention to me? I am funny! Look at me, Look at MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Translated:
Shut up, I can't see why this is any different to what I was doing before, except what I was doing was much funnier.
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Re: Your Mum.....
by Dian Wei on Sun May 18, 2008 9:53 pm
LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
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Re: Your Mum.....
by Cernunnos on Sun May 18, 2008 10:09 pm
Yer mum's so fat her cereal bowl has it's own life guard
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Re: Your Mum.....
by radioactive rik on Sun May 18, 2008 10:27 pm
your mum is so fat,when she jumps in the swimming pool the water jumps out
your mum caused a tsunami in the far east just from paddling in the sea at brighton beach
your mum caused a tsunami in the far east just from paddling in the sea at brighton beach
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Re: Your Mum.....
by terrorizer on Sun May 18, 2008 10:45 pm
Your Mum is so stupid she gave birth to you.
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Re: Your Mum.....
by STD_Caps on Sun May 18, 2008 11:20 pm
Your mum's so stupid she got confused putting m and ms in alphabetical order.
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Re: Your Mum.....
by Lev on Mon May 19, 2008 11:09 am
Your mothers are so fat, it's genetic, so you're all ugly fat fucks too. Now shut up with your shit mother jokes.
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Re: Your Mum.....
by Steve on Mon May 19, 2008 12:02 pm
Your mum's so stupid she makes Metal Iain look smart!
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Re: Your Mum.....
by radioactive rik on Mon May 19, 2008 5:13 pm
Your mums fanny is so crusty and dry,id rather lick out a bowl of bombay mix
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Re: Your Mum.....
by thrashduck on Mon May 19, 2008 6:10 pm
radioactive rik wrote:Your mums fanny is so crusty and dry,id rather lick out a bowl of bombay mix
That's not an insult, Bombay Mix is nice and your mum's fanny is er... not.
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Re: Your Mum.....
by Atom on Mon May 19, 2008 9:06 pm
Cernunnos wrote:Yer mum's so fat her cereal bowl has it's own life guard
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