"Heavy Metal Killed My Face."
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How about Battlewitch: Erection Power!
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...

Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...

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Bestial Bill wrote:HA! At least ours doesn't sound 'tongue in cheek', or like it's trying to be metal! I think that slogan rules! We did sell out of those shirts after all too hahaha.
Tongue in cheek? Trying to be metal? I feel a band war coming on.
WE ARE BATTLEWITCH WE ARE HEAVY METAL.
"...maybe we'll play some twister and do some breakdancing?"
http://www.myspace.com/groanuk
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- Mazz
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Sorry Bill, Battlewitch are the most heavy metal band around these parts.

thrashduck wrote:Are you a small boy?
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Cartman: "Here we go, it's on! RACE WAAAAR! race war! race war...race war's on everybody! Shit is going down!"
thrashduck wrote:And the internet was without uk thrash form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of James moved upon the face of the waters.
"No Hellscourger, I would not like a strawberry."
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I'm soooooooooooo Metal I bleed liquid steel.
New Battlewitch song...."Born under a bad sign". The chorus is the title. It's going to be top of the pops. Gunna sing about the Goat King and satanism.
Worship us.
New Battlewitch song...."Born under a bad sign". The chorus is the title. It's going to be top of the pops. Gunna sing about the Goat King and satanism.
Worship us.
"...maybe we'll play some twister and do some breakdancing?"
http://www.myspace.com/groanuk
http://www.myspace.com/ratzzzass
http://www.myspace.com/groanuk
http://www.myspace.com/ratzzzass
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Mazz wrote:The chorus is the title.
Radical!

thrashduck wrote:And the internet was without uk thrash form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of James moved upon the face of the waters.
"No Hellscourger, I would not like a strawberry."
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....and now it's a Heavy Metal song!
I like how the 70's bands over used the song title "Gypsie".
I like how the 70's bands over used the song title "Gypsie".
"...maybe we'll play some twister and do some breakdancing?"
http://www.myspace.com/groanuk
http://www.myspace.com/ratzzzass
http://www.myspace.com/groanuk
http://www.myspace.com/ratzzzass
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Metalbrew Stu wrote:Sorry Bill, Battlewitch are the most heavy metal band around these parts.
I feel a spaghetti western coming on
I'm going to
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
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Nothing to do with the thread but I like it.


"...maybe we'll play some twister and do some breakdancing?"
http://www.myspace.com/groanuk
http://www.myspace.com/ratzzzass
http://www.myspace.com/groanuk
http://www.myspace.com/ratzzzass
- Mazz
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Mazz wrote:Nothing to do with the thread but I like it.
So do I

I'm going to
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
- Styxx
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Bangover wrote:and hendrix covered it....i think it may be a old blues standard
And MDC covered it too. The title is the chorus.
"And what about the churches and all their wealth
There's an unseen fortune under their belts
Are golden temples a symbol of God's way
This horde of wealth is a sickening display"
There's an unseen fortune under their belts
Are golden temples a symbol of God's way
This horde of wealth is a sickening display"
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