cricket

by **TheSmilingGoat** on Sun Jan 06, 2008 2:34 pm

just thought id take this oppertunity to point out how great Michael Clarke is..............................................he's really really really good and better than all your players lol

by **zykloned** on Sun Jan 06, 2008 2:38 pm

Cricket is gay.

by **Atom** on Sun Jan 06, 2008 2:41 pm

zykloned wrote:Cricket is gay.

X1000.

by **Metal Iain** on Sun Jan 06, 2008 3:42 pm

It's probably quite fun to play. The game is borderline non-existent north of the wall because idiots rate Scottish football.

by **Lev** on Sun Jan 06, 2008 3:51 pm

*does massive dance*

And that's why I don't like cricket.

by **Povey** on Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:07 pm

zykloned wrote:Cricket is gay.

GET OUT!

3 wickets in the last but one over... Bastards.

by **Bangover** on Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:25 pm

Metal Iain wrote:It's probably quite fun to play. The game is borderline non-existent north of the wall because idiots rate Scottish football.

It really isn't fun to play, you're either getting a heavy ball thrown at you or you just stand around in stupid clothes while knobheads rub the ball on their trousers.

by **H.O.D. Feemo** on Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:00 pm

I can't speak for playing as I have no idea what's going on (even at 29) but watching cricket is a thinly disguised all day piss up and nothing else.

Go old Trafford and do the packed lunch food fight at mid-day, it might change your mind.

by **thrashduck** on Sun Jan 06, 2008 7:30 pm

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:*does massive dance*

And that's why I don't like cricket.

I don't like Cricket... oh no... I.. hate it.

by **TheSmilingGoat** on Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:49 am

Bangover wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:It's probably quite fun to play. The game is borderline non-existent north of the wall because idiots rate Scottish football.

It really isn't fun to play, you're either getting a heavy ball thrown at you or you just stand around in stupid clothes while knobheads rub the ball on their trousers.

are you kidding? the ball rubbings the best part

by **jonny_boy34** on Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:08 am

I don't care for cricket at all, but I'll be impressive by telling you all this: I'm the assistant engineer at the moment for the Mark Butcher band's new album. It's pretty good as well. Mr Butcher is a bloody amazing guitarist and singer, and a lovely chap too. His producer is a bit of a twat, but he's alright and I'm learning quite a lot of good stuff from him. But bloody hell, I've made so many cups of tea in my life for so many people! This better pay off or I'll be very upset.

by **jonny_boy34** on Thu Jan 24, 2008 2:37 am

In fact, watch this video and you may see my lovely face as I try and look like I'm actuyally doing something. http://www.surreycricket.tv/page/Featur ... 01,00.html

"His assisstant Jon" Yay! I'm a famous boy on the Surrey Cricket website!

by **Reanimator Luke** on Thu Jan 24, 2008 9:52 am

H.O.D. Feemo wrote:I can't speak for playing as I have no idea what's going on (even at 29) but watching cricket is a thinly disguised all day piss up and nothing else.

Go old Trafford and do the packed lunch food fight at mid-day, it might change your mind.

This is true and the great beauty of cricket. I used to be a member at Essex, and then when I moved to Brum I worked for Npower, who sponsored the test matches so I used to get free tickets. The day of watching cricket shiould run thusly:

* Turn up early with as much beer and food as you can carry
* Get totally smashed
* Eat ice creams and sandwiches in the sunshine
* Drink more beer
* Shout good natured abuse at the guy fielding on the boundary
* Go home

Its mega.

by **H.O.D. Feemo** on Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:37 pm

thrashduck wrote:I don't like Cricket... oh no... I.. hate it.

I've been singing this in my head for the past few days because of you! :lol:

I don't like reggae....... oh no.... The end.