Videos Thread
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Re: Videos Thread
by James on Wed Nov 12, 2008 9:53 pm
Seriously, some of the sub-human phone conversations I have to listen to on Essex trains just defy belief...
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Re: Videos Thread
by Dian Wei on Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:25 pm
The worst is where i am trying to read a book and they start trying to be clever.
"Oh what are you reading?" - Skag one.
"(Insert a terrible pronunciation of the book's title) + inane gibberings" - Skag 2
"Some more annoying prattle attempting to take the piss" - Skag 1
"FUCK OFF!" - Me
All hell breaks loose.
"Oh what are you reading?" - Skag one.
"(Insert a terrible pronunciation of the book's title) + inane gibberings" - Skag 2
"Some more annoying prattle attempting to take the piss" - Skag 1
"FUCK OFF!" - Me
All hell breaks loose.
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Re: Videos Thread
by James on Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:44 pm
I was riding through the churchyard on the way back from drum teaching tonight and there was a group of young teens on bikes loitering there (god knows why). And it's so funny how groups like that always feel compelled to say SOMETHING, however unwitty, it's like they would lose face if they allowed someone to pass by without some inanity leaving their lips. Tonight's offering was "Oy mate, are you goin to ring the bells?"... keep working on it guys.
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Re: Videos Thread
by thrashduck on Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:51 pm
Yeah, it definetly works like that. They obviously have the mentality that everyone will think they're a wuss if they don't make a comment about someone who isn't as spazzy as them. And yeah, they never get time to make anything good up. The ideal situation for them would be to stand at the top of a massive hill with a telescope and jot down some ideas, then when said person approaches, they could reel it off in their best voice.
They can't read or write though, scrap that.
They can't read or write though, scrap that.
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Re: Videos Thread
by Dian Wei on Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:57 pm
The problem is i usually lose it at them really easily, which obviously makes things worse.
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Re: Videos Thread
by James on Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:48 am
Also I saw one of the most hilariously stupid pieces of graffiti on a railway bridge today, it just said "your dad is bin-laden" 
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Re: Videos Thread
by meluaz on Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:50 am
that is genius!
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Re: Videos Thread
by Dian Wei on Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:52 am
James wrote:Also I saw one of the most hilariously stupid pieces of graffiti on a railway bridge today, it just said "your dad is bin-laden"
The best ever is the sign that has been altered from "Dog and Partridge Underpass" to "Dog and Partridge Underpants"
I laugh ever time i see it.
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Re: Videos Thread
by thrashduck on Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:53 am
I had that written and then re-written onto my Year 11 school shirt on the last day in pen, amazing, absolutely amazing.
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Re: Videos Thread
by Raging Paul on Thu Nov 13, 2008 10:57 pm
Dian Wei wrote:James wrote:Also I saw one of the most hilariously stupid pieces of graffiti on a railway bridge today, it just said "your dad is bin-laden"
The best ever is the sign that has been altered from "Dog and Partridge Underpass" to "Dog and Partridge Underpants"
I laugh ever time i see it.
Theres a road near where I used to live which was called 'Dogpool Lane'. I think I hardly have to tell you how the sign reads now. I wonder who thought of the name in the first place though!
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Re: Videos Thread
by thrashduck on Thu Nov 13, 2008 11:00 pm
There's a road near me called "Rapers Lane", so...
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Re: Videos Thread
by James on Thu Nov 13, 2008 11:22 pm
Well Witham has a 'Cut throat Lane'... not very reassuring..
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Re: Videos Thread
by The Fourth Norseman on Sat Nov 15, 2008 6:50 pm
ben just sent me this, it's literally the best thing ever:
[youtube]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vTBEfdW43OI[/youtube]
[youtube]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vTBEfdW43OI[/youtube]
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Re: Videos Thread
by thrashduck on Sat Nov 15, 2008 6:50 pm
This is very well done, no stair plan though..
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