I was listening to t'radio just there when the story about the judge in the McCartney divorce hearing saying that Heather Mills's case isn't too strong came on. The judge claimed that the evidence given in her divorce case with Sir Paul McCartney was "inconsistent, inaccurate" and "less than candid".
SHUT UP EVERYBODY, THIS IS THE GOOD PART!
Then it suddenly hit me; she hasn't got a leg to stand on!
I laughed for at least three seconds.
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Re: I Have 'An' Hilarious Joke
by Dian Wei on Tue Mar 18, 2008 3:40 pm
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
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Re: I Have 'An' Hilarious Joke
by H.O.D. Feemo on Tue Mar 18, 2008 5:51 pm
Apparently Paul gave Heather her own plane for the divorce settlement.
She got a ladyshave for the other leg.
She got a ladyshave for the other leg.
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Re: I Have 'An' Hilarious Joke
by James on Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:01 pm
I assume she has a fake leg then... this is news to me.
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Re: I Have 'An' Hilarious Joke
by thrashduck on Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:03 pm
Did she get it from having hepatitus, or did I dream that?
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Re: I Have 'An' Hilarious Joke
by James on Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:08 pm
According to wiki, she was hit by a police motorbike in 1993
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Re: I Have 'An' Hilarious Joke
by Immortalicide on Tue Mar 18, 2008 10:07 pm
good jokes are wasted on you n00bs lol
the best one was when jonathon ross was hosting the british comedy awards on the telly the year they got engaged, and he said about things that have happened that year. He said "Paul mccartney went down on one knee this year, and why not! Shes a very attractive woman! the place was quiet for bout 3 seconds then they all fell abou laffing
the best one was when jonathon ross was hosting the british comedy awards on the telly the year they got engaged, and he said about things that have happened that year. He said "Paul mccartney went down on one knee this year, and why not! Shes a very attractive woman! the place was quiet for bout 3 seconds then they all fell abou laffing
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Re: I Have 'An' Hilarious Joke
by Lev on Wed Mar 19, 2008 12:14 pm
That joke was brilliant. Well done.
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Re: I Have 'An' Hilarious Joke
by Metal Iain on Wed Mar 19, 2008 3:41 pm
James wrote:According to wiki, she was hit by a police motorbike in 1993
Retro-active justice in the form of intense pain?
I like it!
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Re: I Have 'An' Hilarious Joke
by Herzeleid on Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:51 pm
Hey guys, how's it going?
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Re: I Have 'An' Hilarious Joke
by Lev on Wed Mar 19, 2008 4:52 pm
Break the wallss downnnn
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