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by **Lev** on Fri May 30, 2008 1:58 pm

This is just the start, next I'm gonna start drinking heavily and wear 'shirts'.

by **Metal Iain** on Fri May 30, 2008 2:03 pm

I only wear shirts once or twice a week, when I go to the pub with respectable people and expect to be out until 3am or so. I usually just wear my under-crackers and a dressing gown if I'm on UK Thrash at this time of the 'morning'. I'm not sure about your commitment to the 'drinking heavily' aspect of your emulation of me either.

by **Lev** on Fri May 30, 2008 2:06 pm

I could out-drink you, I reckon.

by **Metal Iain** on Fri May 30, 2008 2:10 pm

Not only could I out-drink you; I could out-be-a-complete-racist you too.

by **Lev** on Fri May 30, 2008 2:11 pm

The Scottish have built in racism though, so it's not really fair.

by **Metal Iain** on Fri May 30, 2008 2:19 pm

This is accurate to such an extent that I feel obliged to quote a marvellous joke from this month's FHM.

*reaches for FHM*

'Remember years ago when they were making Braveheart? Everyone said, "Oh, it's ridiculous; Mel Gibson playing a Scottish guy? That's not going to be very convincing." And look at him now: an alcoholic racist.'

I think it's the one and only thing that Frankie Boyle has ever said or written that is even slightly amusing.

by **MartinC** on Fri May 30, 2008 2:23 pm

Nah, Matlock folk are more racist. I was talking to my friend earlier and he remarked:

_____ says:
I saw 2 blacks in Makko today
_____ says:
WTF

by **Lev** on Fri May 30, 2008 2:25 pm

Metal Iain wrote:This is accurate to such an extent that I feel obliged to quote a marvellous joke from this month's FHM.

*reaches for FHM*

'Remember years ago when they were making Braveheart? Everyone said, "Oh, it's ridiculous; Mel Gibson playing a Scottish guy? That's not going to be very convincing." And look at him now: an alcoholic racist.'

I think it's the one and only thing that Frankie Boyle has ever said or written that is even slightly amusing.

That's class. And Frankie Boyle is class.

by **thrashduck** on Fri May 30, 2008 6:26 pm

Yeah, Frankie Boyle is the only slightly amusing thing on Mock the Week. Actually scrap that, he is good. Everyone else on there is shit.

by **Lev** on Fri May 30, 2008 6:31 pm

Dara is brill. Buy his DVD, he's bloody funny.

Mock The Week would be so much better with better guests. Getting Al Murray was obviously good, but that fat bird, and the guy that does impressions. BAH.

by **Metal Iain** on Fri May 30, 2008 6:34 pm

Nah, Frankie Boyle isn't funny and needs to tone his accent done á la Andrew Marr so as to be better accepted at the UK level. It's a skill that perhaps only we from the East posses.

by **Dian Wei** on Fri May 30, 2008 8:25 pm

He is funnier than you Iain.

And he has nicer hair.

by **Metal Iain** on Sat May 31, 2008 1:18 pm

Why do you lie so often?!

by **Destruction** on Sat May 31, 2008 4:43 pm

Sounds alright from that crappy small clip, I'll probablly buy it just because I'm a fan boy.

by **TORSO** on Sat May 31, 2008 6:05 pm

Ill check it out, the anti-christ was rather good...but hopefully they play the UK again soon

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