Please will someone tell me that this will never ever happen... http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbe ... emID=93736

I thought they were already back together...

Who cares. If you build it, they will come. If you don't listen to it, it shouldn't irritate you too much*.

*Unless it's Jackie from Hollyoaks. God she's fucking vile.

Jacqui McQueen off Hollyoaks?! You're taking the piss mate, she's fit as fuck. Archetypal F.A.F.C.A.M.

Sod off!

She's fucking horrendous.

Those stupid curtain things she has going on with her hair and the ridiculous hoop earings. God, she makes me want to wank using a Brillo pad. Each of the McQueens have horrendous flaws, even Mercedes.

Hollyoaks has been shit since Jessica left. Now that was a piece of arse I'd gladly plant my face on to.

Each of the McQueens have horrendous flaws, even Mercedes.

That just confirms how little you know, since you've forgotten all about Carmel.

Who cares?

MartinC wrote:

Each of the McQueens have horrendous flaws, even Mercedes.

That just confirms how little you know, since you've forgotten all about Carmel.

She indeed has two massive flaws...

Nah, she's probably the least flawed. Especially in the mammary department. She's as thick as pig shit though and that's up there with drinking lager, smoking, and swearing indescriminately on the 'Things That Iain Atkinson Esq. Finds Unattractive About Women Even If They Are Hot' list.

Dian Wei wrote:Who cares?

Us, you fool!

About korn you twat.

Pfft!

This thread is no longer about Korn; it's about rating the cast of Hollyoaks in terms of their bangability. Honestly, once a thread has been hijacked it's poor form to try and revert back to the original topic.

Since I never clicked on the link in the first post,I didn't even know the thread was about Korn at all.And I never watch hollyoaks anyway,I'm a bloke.
Why am I even in this thread? How can it be off topic already,if I don't know what the topic is.I want a topic now I've said that,hazelnutty chocolate goodness......

Kilgore~Let 'Em Burn wrote:Please will someone tell me that this will never ever happen... http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbe ... emID=93736

I didn't even know he'd left the band. Oh Jez I'm such a big kOrn fan.

Metal Iain wrote:

MartinC wrote:

Each of the McQueens have horrendous flaws, even Mercedes.

That just confirms how little you know, since you've forgotten all about Carmel.

She indeed has two massive flaws...

Nah, she's probably the least flawed. Especially in the mammary department. She's as thick as pig shit though and that's up there with drinking lager, smoking, and swearing indescriminately on the 'Things That Iain Atkinson Esq. Finds Unattractive About Women Even If They Are Hot' list.

You don't like birds that get pissed, smoke, swear and are morons? God, what the Hell is up with you Iain?! These are among the best birds there are. Who wants to go out with some booky-cunt? You don't go out with a bird to have a conversation with her.

And yes, I find Carmel even more attractive because of that stupid gap in her front teeth. Don't ask me why, I just do.

Never watched it therefore pics off all ladies must be posted.

MartinC wrote:You don't like birds that get pissed, smoke, swear and are morons? God, what the Hell is up with you Iain?! These are among the best birds there are. Who wants to go out with some booky-cunt? You don't go out with a bird to have a conversation with her.

And yes, I find Carmel even more attractive because of that stupid gap in her front teeth. Don't ask me why, I just do.

Nah...

What I mean is I don't like birds that are basically more crude than I.

I don't mind birds that drink; if they drink beer (especially in pint form) I'm pretty much instantly turned off.

I'm not too bothered about smoking. However, there was a bird in my Estonian class (yes, I study Estonian) who looked like she'd give a fantastic diddy-ride but she smoked twenty a day so sounded like Deidre Barlow. Imagine going down on her and having to listen to Deidre Barlow - instant floppy cock.

There's a line with swearing. I like to hear a girl swear occasionally. But if it's 'fuck this', 'fuck that', 'I licked his X' then it just gets a bit too revolting.

No, you don't go out with a lassie for the conversation. But if she talks about Anchorman non-stop, you'd just want to throttle her. And not in a good way either. Again there's a line. If she's clever, she's likely to be a complete bitch but if she's thick then you're just going to try and pump something else given the first opportunity.