school socks

God bless new relationships.

Bad joke time: I like my sex like my spinal, on tap...

imagine a siamese/conjoined woman/women ie:2 heads. you could even get them to snog eachother. what if one was all religious and sensible whilst the other was a dirty minded hoe. or 1 is tryna get some sleep but has to put up with the slurping noise coming from the other head. they could lick 1 ball each. i bet that would tickle. anyway,im getting carried away and actually worrying myself at the more i type. im gonna quit while im a-head,NOT 2 heads hahaha. maybe someone will elaborate further...

Rik, i love you

If only someone could make a sig banner big enough to contain everything RIk's ever posted

Pure gold!

radioactive rik wrote:maybe someone will elaborate further...

In some ways that's my favourite part, as if he's just scratched the surface, hahaha.

Rik is just an awful man. An awful, awful man.

or even better:a hermaphrodite siamese person thingy.
actually it wouldnt need anyone else for sex as it could literally "go fuck itself..only if the vagina was positioned above the penis though..and hopefully the penis is long enough to bend upwards and inwards. or imagine it using 1 hand per genitalia to pleasure itself. if they were feeling lazy of course. hopefully both heads on the body would have brains which are linked to the sexual organs otherwise,its well unfair and selfish if only one of the heads gets all the sexual reception.

Why oh why did it take me so long to read this thread? you lot are DAMAGED. I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard. Rik, sir: you are a leg-end!

Spikethefirst wrote:Why oh why did it take me so long to read this thread? you lot are DAMAGED. I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard. Rik, sir: you are a leg-end!

Agreed. Briliant!

I like my girls like I like my whiskey - 15 years old and mixed up with coke....

Too old

"Girls are like toilets - they're all dirty except for the disabled ones" - Jim Jeffries.