This is it folks, the title fight you've all been waiting for.

This is a threeway rumble of epic proportions!

Who will win? Only time will tell!

The challenge? To have the most impressive sideburns within one month.

The contenders?

Richard "Radioactive" Marley, Legendary pun master and purveyor of the dude food arts.
Strength: High Endurance, reputed facial hair.
Weaknesses: Spice Boys Chicken

Faraz "Big Daddy" Zamyadi, Chicken daemon and multi band guitar bastard.
Strengths: High resistance to the Colonel's grease buckets.
Weaknesses: The charms of under-age northerners whilst climbing out a K hole.

Billy "Grot Rotter" Taylor, Internet pansy and lazy musician.
Strengths: The ability to spend far too much time writing bios for people for a side burn contest.
Weaknesses: Smoking salvia at doom gig toilets.

Stay tuned to this thread for all the essential updates from your bushy heroes!

It'll all end in SHEARS

I'm voting R'R'M, his sideburns look like he has King Kong's legs hanging on either side of his face. POW!

I have no idea who could win this so i will just enjoy it.

So are you going to clean shave on the first day of the competition (whenever it starts) and then go from scratch? Otherwise you all have different degrees of head start. Maybe you should post pictures of yourselves with no side-burns with a copy of the day's newspaper to prove the equal starting point.

That's a fair point, i'll do it later tonight.

It upsets me sometimes that I can't grow facial hair.

I'm putting my money on Rik!

Storm of Damnation wrote:It upsets me sometimes that I can't grow facial hair.

You would look a little strange with it though.

How dare you! I'd look very dashing with a nice twirly tache.

thrashduck wrote:It'll all end in SHEARS

When I first read this I thought you said "It'll all end in SARS."

I'll post up a pic bout 6ish this eve.after ive shaved.just so its a fair competition.
nice thread Bill.

ok,just had a shave heres proof.(dont read/buy the paper so wrote todays date on a piece of paper instead )

anyway,the quicker Bill and Faraz shave/upload a pic,the better chance theyve got.so 'chop chop'(that stubble) lads

I've got no way of getting a picture up.

I may as well hand my resignation in

i vote billy