terrorizer wrote:No the HIV testing is done by the Microbiologists. I look at diseases of the blood like anaemia, leukaemia and also deal with blood transfusions.

I've had several transfusions. They're V. disgusting. First off, I fucking hate getting canulae put in. Secondly, it's kind of horrible watching the bag on the drip stand when you're used to clear IVs.

You have a thoroughly horrible job. Well, working with blood must be OK. I just hate getting blood transfusions. Filthy AIDS.

My dealings with transfusions is strictly in the laboratory. I do the cross-matching side, i.e. making sure the blood is safe for the patient.

Yeah... 'safe'.

Horrible AIDS.

1) I'm not saying the Beatles weren't good. They had some great songs. They're overrated.

2) Stones are/were better.

Were is the correct answer seeing as they've not really done much for 25 years.

I prefer The Kinks.

Metal Iain wrote:P.S. Which one is the butcher and which one is the postman with the 10 year-old bird?

I always get them mixed up.

I am the postman as dian rightly pointed out. I was a butcher before i was a postman, and yes i had a 10 year old bird, it was a free range chicken i had in the bottom of my freezer for far too long. As for my girlfriend, i thought we agreed to differ a while ago on that point. Its not about her age, it just so happens she is 19, but I wonder if you would say no to this, especially when her personality more than matches the looks :




as for the beatles, they were only good when they were off their faces on drugs and stuff. The rolling stones are gash though, only the odd good song from what ive heard.

Immortalicide wrote:As for my girlfriend, i thought we agreed to differ a while ago on that point. I wonder when you are 38, if you would say no to this, especially when her personality more than matches the looks :

Steady on, old chap!

It was a genuine question; I was going to say that she was 19 but I found that exaggerating and saying that she was 10 was funnier. I'm hoping that, by the time I'm 38, I'll be married [I'll probably be dead from AIDS or something]. I can't comment on whether or not I'd say no to her because I can't tell if she's fat from that photo...

Immortalicide wrote:but I wonder if you would say no to this, especially when her personality more than matches the looks

I'd find it hard to say yes, to be fair.

Seriously, don't start posting photos, I'll have to get my ex-girlfriend photo album out with detailed analysis and evaluation.

Yes, let us analyse the woman who has crippled you emotionally.

Crippled was a good choice of word.

DISABLED BIRD LEAVES MAN CRIPPLED!


That's funny.

Might as well, I do it all the time because I'm so self-loathing.

is this the nugget?

Haha, yeah.