radioactive rik wrote:these are like naughty porn stories but with complex plots and all the slang and rude bits have been replaced with big fancy words.
kind of like a fantasy/sci-fi fans' wet dream.
i would like to combine filth with lterature if i may....heres one:
the rancid,stenching conglomerate of foul odourous gas,was being concealed well deep within the depths of my potent colon.
with all of my anal might,i could no longer withstand the pressure that had formed on the verge of my sphincter.i regrettably had to release the shit stenching vapour into the public domain and lo and behold the poop particles were transfused and recepted into the nasal cavities of the others within the blast radius.thus the area needed to be substantially quarantined due to the undeniable horror that took place on that dark,dank wintery evening.it was a tale of trump terror that made many a mortal quake at the thought of being caught up in the flatulent fart frolic tale of woe
I knew you would come and ruin it!!!